Proezas de marsmann7 no POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Desbloqueada a 25 jun. 2014 às 7:02

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Desbloqueada a 27 jun. 2014 às 12:48

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Desbloqueada a 23 jun. 2014 às 11:46

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Desbloqueada a 23 jun. 2014 às 12:06

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Desbloqueada a 23 jun. 2014 às 12:27

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Desbloqueada a 25 jun. 2014 às 8:04

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Desbloqueada a 6 jul. 2014 às 4:57

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Desbloqueada a 6 jul. 2014 às 8:52

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Desbloqueada a 6 jul. 2014 às 10:24

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Desbloqueada a 6 jul. 2014 às 11:52

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Desbloqueada a 7 jul. 2014 às 2:25

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Desbloqueada a 21 jun. 2015 às 4:49

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Desbloqueada a 8 dez. 2017 às 2:17

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Desbloqueada a 10 dez. 2017 às 2:54

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Desbloqueada a 9 dez. 2017 às 9:27

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Desbloqueada a 12 jun. 2015 às 2:08

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Desbloqueada a 10 dez. 2017 às 2:56

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Desbloqueada a 13 jun. 2015 às 2:24

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Desbloqueada a 13 jun. 2015 às 2:39

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Desbloqueada a 10 dez. 2017 às 4:08

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Desbloqueada a 6 jul. 2014 às 12:51

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Desbloqueada a 12 jun. 2015 às 2:34

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Desbloqueada a 11 jun. 2015 às 9:13

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Desbloqueada a 6 jul. 2014 às 11:20

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Desbloqueada a 12 jun. 2015 às 8:44

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Desbloqueada a 6 jul. 2014 às 8:37

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Desbloqueada a 23 jun. 2014 às 12:12

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Desbloqueada a 23 jun. 2014 às 11:46

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Desbloqueada a 13 jun. 2015 às 7:28

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Desbloqueada a 11 jun. 2015 às 9:42

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Desbloqueada a 10 dez. 2017 às 2:17

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Desbloqueada a 26 jun. 2014 às 13:03

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Desbloqueada a 25 jun. 2014 às 6:23

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Desbloqueada a 12 jun. 2015 às 2:10

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Desbloqueada a 23 jun. 2014 às 11:52

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Desbloqueada a 26 jun. 2014 às 15:37

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Desbloqueada a 26 jun. 2014 às 1:04

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Desbloqueada a 12 jun. 2015 às 9:08

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Desbloqueada a 6 jul. 2014 às 11:36

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Desbloqueada a 13 jun. 2015 às 6:53

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Desbloqueada a 23 jun. 2014 às 12:26

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Desbloqueada a 27 jun. 2014 às 12:49

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Desbloqueada a 12 jun. 2015 às 8:34

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Desbloqueada a 25 jun. 2014 às 7:09

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Desbloqueada a 7 jul. 2014 às 2:26

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Desbloqueada a 20 jun. 2015 às 13:42

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Desbloqueada a 20 jun. 2015 às 14:46

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Desbloqueada a 21 jun. 2015 às 5:23

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Desbloqueada a 22 jun. 2015 às 6:01

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Desbloqueada a 23 jun. 2015 às 10:20

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Desbloqueada a 20 jun. 2015 às 12:35

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Desbloqueada a 21 jun. 2015 às 5:13

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Desbloqueada a 21 jun. 2015 às 5:21

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

19 / 30

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

23 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

1,760 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

6 / 30