Postęp osiągnięć użytkownika marsmann7 w POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Odblokowano: 25 czerwca 2014 o 7:02

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Odblokowano: 27 czerwca 2014 o 12:48

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Odblokowano: 23 czerwca 2014 o 11:46

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Odblokowano: 23 czerwca 2014 o 12:06

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Odblokowano: 23 czerwca 2014 o 12:27

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Odblokowano: 25 czerwca 2014 o 8:04

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Odblokowano: 6 lipca 2014 o 4:57

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Odblokowano: 6 lipca 2014 o 8:52

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Odblokowano: 6 lipca 2014 o 10:24

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Odblokowano: 6 lipca 2014 o 11:52

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Odblokowano: 7 lipca 2014 o 2:25

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Odblokowano: 21 czerwca 2015 o 4:49

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Odblokowano: 8 grudnia 2017 o 2:17

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Odblokowano: 10 grudnia 2017 o 2:54

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Odblokowano: 9 grudnia 2017 o 9:27

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Odblokowano: 12 czerwca 2015 o 2:08

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Odblokowano: 10 grudnia 2017 o 2:56

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Odblokowano: 13 czerwca 2015 o 2:24

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Odblokowano: 13 czerwca 2015 o 2:39

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Odblokowano: 10 grudnia 2017 o 4:08

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Odblokowano: 6 lipca 2014 o 12:51

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Odblokowano: 12 czerwca 2015 o 2:34

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Odblokowano: 11 czerwca 2015 o 9:13

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Odblokowano: 6 lipca 2014 o 11:20

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Odblokowano: 12 czerwca 2015 o 8:44

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Odblokowano: 6 lipca 2014 o 8:37

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Odblokowano: 23 czerwca 2014 o 12:12

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Odblokowano: 23 czerwca 2014 o 11:46

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Odblokowano: 13 czerwca 2015 o 7:28

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Odblokowano: 11 czerwca 2015 o 9:42

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Odblokowano: 10 grudnia 2017 o 2:17

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Odblokowano: 26 czerwca 2014 o 13:03

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Odblokowano: 25 czerwca 2014 o 6:23

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Odblokowano: 12 czerwca 2015 o 2:10

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Odblokowano: 23 czerwca 2014 o 11:52

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Odblokowano: 26 czerwca 2014 o 15:37

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Odblokowano: 26 czerwca 2014 o 1:04

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Odblokowano: 12 czerwca 2015 o 9:08

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Odblokowano: 6 lipca 2014 o 11:36

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Odblokowano: 13 czerwca 2015 o 6:53

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Odblokowano: 23 czerwca 2014 o 12:26

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Odblokowano: 27 czerwca 2014 o 12:49

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Odblokowano: 12 czerwca 2015 o 8:34

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Odblokowano: 25 czerwca 2014 o 7:09

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Odblokowano: 7 lipca 2014 o 2:26

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Odblokowano: 20 czerwca 2015 o 13:42

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Odblokowano: 20 czerwca 2015 o 14:46

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Odblokowano: 21 czerwca 2015 o 5:23

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Odblokowano: 22 czerwca 2015 o 6:01

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Odblokowano: 23 czerwca 2015 o 10:20

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Odblokowano: 20 czerwca 2015 o 12:35

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Odblokowano: 21 czerwca 2015 o 5:13

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Odblokowano: 21 czerwca 2015 o 5:21

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

19 / 30

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

23 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

1,760 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

6 / 30