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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 1.0 hrs on record
Posted: 15 Feb, 2021 @ 3:50pm

After an hour of tedium doing the tutorial lands, lagging all the way, I finally get to the main land and find out you can't pick up more than one quest at a time.
The quest I picked up, didn't even tell me what to do. "Go speak to my soldier at this place." Yeah... you know I don't know where that is right? I just got here. The minimap didn't tell me. The map didn't tell me. What am I supposed to do about that? The world you gave me isn't riveting or interesting enough for me to want to bother exploring.
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KatastrophicNoodle 19 Feb, 2021 @ 9:13am 
Its not difficult.... ITS BORING.
So HORRENDOUSLY BORINGGGG!!!

I scrolled and wiggled and dragged as much as my patience can allow. If the game doesn't wish to provide fun experience, then is it really a game at all??
a 16 Feb, 2021 @ 5:33pm 
HAHAHA.

I'm very sorry. I did not recognize that I was speaking to someone who finds reading the names of the (up to) four adjacent zones on a map to be confoundingly difficult. That was my mistake and I assure you it will not happen again.

On second thought, it's probably for the best that you find a different game after all! There are enough people who are extremely poorly adjusted as is.

Good luck, and stay safe out there!
KatastrophicNoodle 16 Feb, 2021 @ 1:53pm 
Literally a lie because there's 3 quests right off the bat. They may be small but what if I don't want to do them right away and do other things first? Maybe come back to them later? Ya cant.

Also this person clearly didn't read my review because THE MAP DOESN'T TELL YOU. I looked. Nothing there. No indicators whatsoever. Unless they're saying I have to scroll to every location to read every name on the godd-mn map to find out where it is? Yeah, i'm not doing that. Tell me or get f-cked.
a 16 Feb, 2021 @ 1:42pm 
You can't pick up more than one quest at a time because there is only one quest. It is an extension of the tutorial.

As for where to go... as you say, he tells you where to go. He also tells you to open your map. That might be a good way to find out where your destination is. :)