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1 person found this review helpful
37.2 hrs on record (13.1 hrs at review time)
El Presidente is a very kind and honest man, and a true believer in our Tropican traditions and institutions! I have been... uh... *asked* to assure you all that I am NOT being held at gunpoint as I cast this vote - the Tropican military was forced to switch from guns to swords years ago after budget cu-... the reallocation of public funds to more useful endeavours, like building empty mansions for Penultimo to play hide and seek in.
Posted 28 November, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
257.4 hrs on record (41.3 hrs at review time)
Rushed, overly complicated yet paradoxically simplistic due to being full to the top with endless pointless mechanics that have no real effect on the game. The POP system is worse than even Stellaris, the character system worse than CK2, the economy worse than EU4. Doesn't even come close to Vicky 2 and is overly dependent on mana.

Don't buy, give it a year at least and then pick it up once it's been torn apart and rebuilt.
Posted 28 April, 2019.
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2 people found this review funny
2,513.5 hrs on record (1,358.2 hrs at review time)
played it for a little bit, it's okay i guess
Posted 14 December, 2018.
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18.0 hrs on record (16.2 hrs at review time)
The game's been out for over a year, but is still performing very poorly.

I had black lines appear in front of Bruce's mouth and nose, and Alfred's hair and eyes were floating aroung his face. Performance is poor at best, constantly stuttering framerate and lag on scene changes.

Running on a 7970 w/ up to date drivers. Have uninstalled & reinstalled the game, verified the integrity of the game files, and searched for solutions on the internet and on Telltale's webiste. Still no difference. Even the title screen is bugged and laggy.

After this amount of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I'd usually get a refund, but the game was apparently idling in the background for three hours without appearing on my task bar. I only realised this after I tried to boot up another game and Steam told me I already had one running. Only found out that it was running through task manager.

This game performs worse on Medium settings than Witcher 3 does on Ultra. I'm very sad to have to give such a negative review as I am a long time fan of Telltale and have been looking forward to buying this and The Enemy Within, but this really is inexcusable.
Posted 9 August, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
449.6 hrs on record (204.2 hrs at review time)
Take Two - we sell you the same product three times, then take a dump on you for not buying shark cards.
Posted 18 June, 2017.
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