I'm off to new adventures see ya later man!

Why are you so hard to talk to? I'm polite. Each time I approach you, I say konichiwa. I always ask you about your favorite anime before insulting you about your waifu. You’re usually really shy (which is cute imo) but I hate that I have to be the one to constantly engage in conversations with you, and how you usually act disinterested because I'm a Christian. Yes, I get that it's awkward because of things like the Crusades but I don't hold it against them. Why can't the himes just realize that I respect Japanese culture and that I really want to be part of it. I'm willing to marry a Japanese woman, adopt Japanese children and live in Japan for the rest of my life. Hell, I'm even learning the language by watching undubbed anime. Plus, I cook a mean bowl of rice (for those who don't know, Japanese eat a lot of rice) I do too my Mom says that I act like a Japanese person because of all the rice I eat and the ♥♥♥♥ I watch.

Hey, I'm clearing out my friends list of one-off people, so, please, do not feel offended of your removal from it.

How do I go transparent as the tuxedo terrorist

bueno :3

So this past Friday I was humping my Saekano Cute Megumi Kato Dakimakura Anime Body Pillow. Following me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I looked over my shoulder to a real-life Saekano Cute Megumi Kato Dakimakura. She asked me to mount her. Despite me being soft, I grasped her shoulders and laid her on the bed. This is the last thing i can remember. As i awoke, I noticed my father leaving my room. Did i just ♥♥♥♥ my father?