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They call me the_baby_driver
'Cause I am faster than sound
I keep on jumping around
Blue hedgehog the_baby_driver
With incredible speed
I'm moving my feet

Smegma is a combination of shed skin cells, skin oils, and moisture. It occurs in both male and female mammalian genitalia. In females, it collects around the clitoris and in the folds of the labia minora; in males, smegma collects under the foreskin.

This might sound fake but I assure you, my life is stranger than fiction.


Me, minding my own beeswax: I’ll get a large warm milk please!

Some guy: *under his breath* Warm milk? Get a life.. they don’t even sell that here

Barista: Actually yeah we do sell warm milk, does that bother you?

Some guy: *Rolls eyes* imagine actually drinking that

Me: I don’t have to imagine *grabs my warm milk and takes a good sassy swig*

The guy: *Notices my ace pin* Oh so you’re an aceggot? So you just don’t get laid? That figures

Me: Yup, I’m a proud “aceggot” and that has nothing to do with my preferences in beverages

Woman behind me: Did you seriously just call that person an aceggot? What kind of world are we living in!?

Me: Yep, I’m used to it though.. That’s what you get for being openly asexual it seems!

I’M HUNGRY 😋 NO SPICY 👺 \*MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH\* YUMM 😊 HOT DOG YUMM 🌭 THANK U FOR THE GALAXY 🌌 UMMMN ICE CREAM SO GOOD 🍦 \*LICK LICK LICK\* 👅 YAAAS DO YOU THING 🤪 GANG GANG GANG GANG 💰 I’M HUNGRY 😋 NO SPICY 👺 \*MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH\* YUMM 😊 HOT DOG YUMM 🌭 THANK U FOR THE GALAXY 🌌 UMMMN ICE CREAM SO GOOD 🍦 \*LICK LICK LICK\* 👅 YAAAS DO YOU THING 🤪 GANG GANG GANG GANG 💰 I’M HUNGRY 😋 NO SPICY 👺 \*MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH\* YUMM 😊 HOT DOG YUMM 🌭 THANK U FOR THE GALAXY 🌌 UMMMN ICE CREAM SO GOOD 🍦 \*LICK LICK LICK\* 👅 YAAAS DO YOU THING 🤪 GANG GANG GANG GANG 💰 I’M HUNGRY 😋 NO SPICY 👺 \*MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH\* YUMM 😊 HOT DOG YUMM 🌭 THANK U FOR THE GALAXY 🌌 UMMMN ICE CREAM SO GOOD 🍦 \*LICK LICK LICK\* 👅 YAAAS DO YOU THING 🤪 GANG GANG GANG GANG 💰

Let's say, hypothetically, I am a barbie girl. Okay let's even say I'm in a barbie world. Right so, in this scenario, I would obviously know from personal experience that life in plastic is fantastic. Wouldn't it be reasonable to assume you could brush my hair and undress me literally everywhere? Imagination; you can derive from the fundamentals of basic logic that life is your creation.

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Sorry. Not Beautiful. And No Amount Of Authoritarian Tolerance Is Going To Change That.

Im attracted to humans.

My ex-husband Ratatosk and I are really disappointed by your services. You claim to clean toilets yet after you came to my (formerly my ex-husband) house you did a terrible job. I am going to give you a 0 star review on "Yelp" and "Google Maps" and I really hope that teaches you a lesson to now waste my alimony money.

Suspira * Onii-chaaaaan * ♥♥♥♥ e abraça * Ｏ (≧ ∇ ≦) Ｏ Eu senti sua falta * cheira * (* ^ ) * fuah * Eu amo o seu cheiro Onii-chan (^ w ), hein? Não cheirar você? Não seja bobo Onii-chan, eu te amo, por que não posso mostrar meu carinho? (─‿‿─) ♡ Hahaha, seu rosto está vermelho. Woah Onii-chan, por que você está me empurrando para a cama? ヽ (° 〇 °) ﾉ * Kyaaaaa * não me faz cócegas Onii-chan haha ​​counter attaaaaack * empurra você para baixo * ヽ (> ∀ <☆) ノ. Hehehe eu ganhei! Onii-chan, seu rosto está realmente vermelho agora, Hmmh * sorri * (= ^ - ω - ^ slightsmile talvez você esteja se apaixonando por mim? * Chuuuuu * (ﾉ ´ з ) ノ * beija você * Woah O-onii-chan w-o que você está fazendo ?! * H-hyyaaaaa * não tire minha calcinha! Não olhe para o meu lugar privado! ( / ▽ ＼ *)

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You know Paris, France? In English, it's pronounced "Paris" but everyone else pronounces it without the "s" sound, like the French do. But with Venezia, everyone pronounces it the English way: "Venice". Like The Merchant of Venice or Death in Venice. WHY, THOUGH!? WHY ISN'T THE TITLE DEATH IN VENEZIA!? ARE YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KIDDING ME!? IT TAKES PLACE IN ITALY, SO USE THE ITALIAN WORD, DAMMIT! THAT ♥♥♥♥ PISSES ME OFF! BUNCH OF DUMBASSES!

hit 👋👊 or miss 👋😳 i guess 🤔🧠💭 they never ❌🚫 miss 👋😔 huh 🤠 you got a boyfriend 😛👫💑💏 i bet he doesn’t ❌🚫 kiss 😘💋👄 ya 😂 muah 😍✨👄😘✨ he gon find 👀👓🔍 another girl 👧🏻👫💑💏💔 and he won’t ❌🚫 miss ya 😔💔

I will ratio your wife, I will ratio your son, I will ratio your infant daugther

Don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + ho mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + repelled + get a life + ok + and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + your a (insert stereotype) + not funny didn’t laugh + you “re” + grammar issues + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + ratio agian + final ratio + problematic

❤️ Rules for discord Kitten: ❤️
1. Bedtime on school nights is 11:00 pm.
2. Bedtime on weekends is 2 am.
3. Eat at least TWO meals a day.
4. Eat one healthy snack each day.
5. No self-harm.
Come talk to Daddy if you need support!
6. No lying to Daddy.
7. Respect Daddy
8. ALWAYS ask for permission before taking pills.
9. You must compliment yourself at least once per day.
10. Do not let other boys (or girls) lust after you --- You BELONG to Daddy!!!
11. No drinking without permission.
12. No drugs.
13. No eating after 8 pm.
14. You may not please yourself out side of playtime with daddy. <<
Daddy may make exceptions to the aforementioned rules, Kitten may not.
Disobeying Daddy's rules will result in punishment.

I like peanuts.

Hit or miss. To hit, or not to hit. Dost thou ever miss? I suppose it not. You have a male love interest, yet I would wager he does not kiss thee (Ye olde mwah). Furthermore; he will find another lass like he won't miss thee. And at the end of it all. He is going to skrrt, and he will hit that dab, as if he were the man known by the name of Wiz Khalifa

I can't tell you how much I love Azusa. I want to examine her eyes up close, comfort her delicate wings with all of my sanctity, run my fingers through her soft yet perfect-seeming hair. I want to caress her whole body, not leave every centimeter untouched, massage her sweet head, care for her cheeks, touch and admire her toes and fingers while protecting her sacred legs with all my strength and dignity. How I wish to have a single glimpse of holy Azusa before my death, and store that deep in my mind to revoke at the moment of life's end to depart in bliss. Every time I just think of Azusa, if I haven't averted the sight of this goddess, I am filled with eternal happiness and contentment in all ways, so that even in the most difficult times of my life I have a reason to keep going. Every night I lie on my Azusa body pillow, face crying with joy as I replay scenarios of how I would exchange words with holy Azusa.

Bro image how much weed Aang could smoke at once, like, he probably wouldn't even need a pipe to smoke a while oz of it he could just burn it with his firebending and use his airbending to bend the smoke into his lungs, which could hold a lot because he's an air bender, just imagine how much he could smoke, you pass him a full bowl and he just dumps it out into his hands and take the whole thing in one hit and asks for another, imagine how much weed he could go through in a single session since he's the Avatar and and could do as much as he wants since he won't green out he would just go into the Avatar state

the queen died but honestly Naruto been through so much more. The hardships he’s faced aren’t even comparable to dying of old age. Until the queen has done what Naruto has done I don’t feel sympathy.

Sometimes I fantasize about Misato coming home drunk and beating me until I feel numb. She kicks me in the ribs until I can hardly breathe. Then she starts to cry and apologizes, begging me to forgive her. She holds me all night as I gently cry into her t-shirt. Please help is there any hope for me

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i waited in the woods at night but u never showed up </3

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