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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 5:33am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 8:30am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 10:38am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 11:53am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 2:45pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:55pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:55pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:55pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:55pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:55pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:55pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:55pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:55pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 4:57am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 4:59am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 5:09am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 7:04am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 7:15am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 1:40pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 12:02pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:45pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:46pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:28am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 2:46pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 2:46pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 2:46pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:16am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 4:57am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 8:39am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 1:35pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 2:42pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 4:57am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 4:57am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 7:37am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 11:24am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:55pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 5:05am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 4:59am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 7:37am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 11:43am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 5:10am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 8:30am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 11:45am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 5:22am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 11:33am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:55pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 5:13am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 10:44am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:55pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 11:33am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:28am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:28am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 12:20pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:28am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:28am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:28am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:28am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:28am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 4:04pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 4:05pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 4:07pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:29am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:30am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:30am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 5:03am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 2:41pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 11:06am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 4:56am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 7:15am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 11:37am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 8:38am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 11:55am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 5:08am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 8:07am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 4:30am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 8:07am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:48pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:48am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:56pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 8:07am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 8:07am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:58pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 4:04pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 4:05pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 4:12pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 4:04pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:29am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:16am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 4:02pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:49pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:28am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:46pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 4:08am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 4:29am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 8:07am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 8:07am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:23am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:23am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 5:59am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 4:48am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 8:13am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 8:13am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:56pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:56pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:56pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:29am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:29am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:29am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:23am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:24am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 4:05pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 4:06pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:30am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:24am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:29am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:29am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:32am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 4:18am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:30am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 5:07am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:56pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 4:08pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:32am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 4:12pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:29am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:32am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:06am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:10am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:24am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:24am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:24am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:24am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 4:03pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 4:05pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 4:07pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:13am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:29am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:56pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:56pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:56pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:29am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:29am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:29am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:23am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:24am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:24am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:58pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:58pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:58pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:58pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:28am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 4:23am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 8:13am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 8:13am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 8:13am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 4:59am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 7:04am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 12:01pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:56pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:56pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:56pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 10:38am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 12:15pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:56pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:56pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:56pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 1:38pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:56pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:56pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:56pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:56pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 4:55pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 4:56pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:01am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:24am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:29am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:29am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:29am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:29am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:29am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:29am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:29am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:29am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:29am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:29am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:29am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:29am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:29am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 2:46pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 5:07am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 8:07am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 8:07am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 4:10pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:25am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:56pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:56pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:56pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:56pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:56pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:56pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:29am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:29am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:29am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:30am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:30am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:30am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:32am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:29am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:29am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:35am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:35am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:35am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:35am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:35am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:35am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 4:02pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 4:03pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 4:04pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 4:05pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 4:05pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 4:06pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 4:08pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:29am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:32am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:00am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:35am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:38am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 5:05am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 4:05pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 4:06pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:35am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:24am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:35am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:28am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:32am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:32am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:01am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:01am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:23am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:23am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:23am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:23am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:36am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:35am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:35am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:35am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:16am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 11:39am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 8:13am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:56pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:55pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:55pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 8:09am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 4:52pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:16am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:38am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:36am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:24am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:24am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:28am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:29am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:36am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:36am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:25am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:25am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:36am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:36am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:36am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:36am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:36am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:36am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:36am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:36am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:38am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:38am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:30am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:30am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:29am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:29am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:29am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:29am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:29am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:29am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:30am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:30am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:30am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:30am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:30am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:30am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:31am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:32am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:32am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:32am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:32am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:32am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:32am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:32am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:32am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:32am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:32am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:32am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:32am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:31am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 2:44pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:16am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:16am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 4:05pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 4:06pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:32am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:24am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:24am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:30am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:35am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:38am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:24am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:29am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:31am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:31am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 4:12pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:25am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:36am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:36am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:25am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:25am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:36am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:36am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:36am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:36am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:36am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:36am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:36am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:36am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:38am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:38am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:38am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:36am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:36am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:36am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:36am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:36am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:36am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:36am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:36am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:36am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:36am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:38am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:38am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:38am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:29am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:29am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:29am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:29am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:37am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:37am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:37am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:37am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:31am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:02am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:16am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:16am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:22am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 5:59am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:16am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:28am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:28am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:28am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:28am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:28am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:29am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:30am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:37am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:37am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:55am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:55am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:03am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:03am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:16am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:36am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:36am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:36am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:36am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:36am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:36am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:36am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:36am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:36am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:36am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:36am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:36am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:38am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:38am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:38am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 4:06pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:30am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 4:56pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:23am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:23am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:30am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:35am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:38am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:38am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:38am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:38am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:24am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:29am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:31am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:31am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:30am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:37am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:36am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 4:07pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:05am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 4:13pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 4:53pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:37am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:37am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:37am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:37am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:37am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:37am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:37am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:37am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:37am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:25am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:29am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:31am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:31am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:30am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:30am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:32am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:37am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:37am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:37am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:28am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:28am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:16am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:23am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:16am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:16am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:16am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:23am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:16am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:38am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:29am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:03am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:35am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:36am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:36am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:17am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:17am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:17am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:24am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:36am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:36am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:36am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:42am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:42am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:36am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:42am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:42am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:42am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:42am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:42am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:38am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:55am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 4:00am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 4:02am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 4:02am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:03am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 5:07am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:42am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:36am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:42am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:42am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:36am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:42am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:42am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:42am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:42am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:42am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:42am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:55am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 4:10am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:03am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:03am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:03am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:29am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:10am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:38am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:38am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:38am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:38am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:38am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:38am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:38am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:38am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:38am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:03am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:03am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:25am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:30am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:35am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:31am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:38am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:38am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:24am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:32am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:17am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:36am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:42am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 4:00am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:17am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:17am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:17am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:17am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 4:57am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 5:11am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 4:56am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 8:07am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 2:51pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 2:51pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 2:51pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 8:37am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 5:05am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 8:07am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 8:07am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 8:07am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 8:07am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 8:07am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 8:07am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 8:07am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 8:07am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:17am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:01am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:38am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:38am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:38am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:38am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:38am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:38am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:38am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:38am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:38am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:38am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:38am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:38am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:29am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:30am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:35am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:01am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:36am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:43am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:43am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:43am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:43am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:54am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:55am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 4:03am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 4:03am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 4:07am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 4:10am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:03am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:03am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:03am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:03am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:03am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:07am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:38am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:24am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:33am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:02am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:02am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:17am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:17am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:17am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:38am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:36am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:07am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:02am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:02am

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:17am

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:17am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:28am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:17am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:02am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:02am

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:17am

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:17am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 4:21am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 2:41pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:01am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:17am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 8:07am

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:34am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:29am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:29am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:29am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:30am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:32am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:38am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:38am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:55am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:55am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:17am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:17am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:17am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:17am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:17am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:29am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:30am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:35am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:38am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:36am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:43am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:43am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:43am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:43am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:54am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:55am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:03am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:03am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:03am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:03am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:03am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:03am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:03am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:03am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:18am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:33am

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:38am

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:17am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:17am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 8:07am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:30am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:31am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:03am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:04am