Don't get cool, baby. Cool is for chumps. Get cold. Ice cold. Get hip, get fly, get GONE baby, get outta town, get this:
You and me on the open road, an extra large soda and only one straw between us. Maybe we'll reach for it at the same time. Maybe our hands will touch. I'll swat yours away. It's my turn to sip the soda. Diet Pempis - my favourite. I get an extra turn because you were trying to be selfish. I sip it extra long. There's only ice water left when I'm done. That's what you get.