+rep nice profile😉

+rep nice profile😉

Only two of my personalities are schizophrenic, but one of them is
paranoid and the other one is out to get him.
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Ma Bell is a mean mother!
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"Did I hear things, or can that little dog speak?" said Dibbler.
"He says he can't," said Victor. Dibbler hesitated.
"Well," he said, "I suppose he should know."
-- Dibbler meets Gaspode the Wonder Dog
(Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures)
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The idle mind knows not what it is it wants.
-- Quintus Ennius
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QOTD:
"A university faculty is 500 egotists with a common parking problem."
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And if sometime, somewhere, someone asketh thee,
"Who kilt thee?", tell them it 'twas the Doones of Bagworthy!
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"Uncle Cosmo ... why do they call this a word processor?"
"It's simple, Skyler ... you've seen what food processors do to food,
right?"
-- MacNelley, "Shoe"
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Time sharing: The use of many people by the computer.
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faggy ass

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