Recent reviews by Professor Pickle

Is good

I have sunk way too much time into this jem.

Bioshock is a clasic that you NEED to play. It has a good story and an interesting gimic that never gets old. Definetly pick this one up.

Make yourself and best friend
Best friend betreys you and steals all your stuff
Meet friendly sumo wreseler and horseman
Find room filed to the brim to guns
You Sumo and Horse are the best team destroying all compitition
Meet Bob Ross (who you created)
Give Bob ross the chainsaw
Bob Ross "paints a pretty little picture" with all your gasoline
Everyone but you and Bob Ross die in a masive hoard of zombos
Bob ross ditches you takeing the only decent weapon
You die from stubbing your toe 1 day from Caneda

In summery: F#$K Bob Ross

In all seriousness though this is a great game and I highly recomend playing with friends. Though the RNJesus can get a tad unfair if your unlucky it is still worth getting.
9/10

I adore this game everything about it is just right but man F^(% Propeller Knight!

(When you enter the room with the two giant skeletons)
"And this is my nope room. This is where I keep all my nope"

How to play this Game:

Step 1) Get the big boy Mininuke launcher.
Step 2) Equip the experemental Mirv mod.
Step 3) Enable god mode.
Step 4) Spam click everywere in a major settlement.

And this is how you murder your computer and anyone standing anywere near you.

11/10 it was OK.

It is really fun!!!