Recent reviews by Guy LeDouche

game is dependent on the people you get stuck with, some games are great, some games suck, but that isn't the games fault.

The biggest issue is all Slackers should not be able to see each other, by default. It shouldn't even be an option. Usually when they are salty they will out everyone as janitor, or just to be ♥♥♥♥♥ before even being caught.

Ever put your D%#k in a meat grinder? Well this is a historically accurate one, so load up slowly drive in to battle for your favorite "Target undamaged" moment. Enjoy this opportunity to grind your way slowly up the tank trees of your favorite nations like Germany, America, and Russia. However fighting Germany largely feels like receiving an anal exam ever day for the next five years of your life, strap on your helmet, and eat your paint chips, this ones gonna be a bumpy ride. 10/10 would recommend.

Edit: New update is hot garbage. Also, how with this many active players am i CONSTANTLY playing in uptiers. I am constantly playing CRAP games in full uptiers, im so over it, gg warthunder, no more premium dollars for you, im out.

Edit 8/7/2023: Oh boy... just when you thought Gaijin couldn't POSSIBLY be any dumber/lazier they push the new BR updates today. Effectively shifting a problem they had at WW2 6.3-6.7, up to the very enjoyable 7.3-8.0 tier of tanks. This old 7.3-7.7 BR is now completely UNPLAYABLE. The uptiers are just an immediate Alt+f4 for your mental health, and an immediate move away from warthunder as a game. Thankfully the only positive from this complete trainwreck is the fact that my premium expires in 3 hours, which I was going to renew... now I just saved myself 60$ what a lazy bunch of morons at the helm of this game.

do you want to watch years of your life disappear before your eyes? well just buy arma 3.

This game is pretty, but the environments are nothing like what the actual stadiums look like. On the STL map you can actually hear an announcer come over the loud speaker that says "the pass on the field is incomplete". Like you just got stock audio clips to throw into the game for a motorcross game?

The bike control and physics are on rails, and the skill cap here took about 20 minutes to figure out. Insert "not as good as reflex, or mx simulator" comment here.

the tracks don't flow and the rythms are just boring. If these are acutal track layouts, then great, but for the game they are poorly executed. Save your money and get a refund or don't purchase at all.

Rockstar as a trend is slowly becoming the most scummy, money hungry group of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on the planet. They charge out the rectum for shark cards, made several promises of money making opportunities, yet you can only do them in public lobbies, where hackers and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ run rampant.

Then to top it off they kill community mods which deliver actual meaningful content to this shallow game. This game exists going forward as nothing more than a means to sell shark cards. Pathetic.

I purchased this game with near zero expectations on the steam sale. I was super surprised! this game is like going into a greasy diner expecting the food to barely pass for edible, and then Gordon Ramsey walks out with, like, barbequed duck or something. 10/10 would purchase again.