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Ramen Noodles: Enriched Wheat Flour (Wheat Flour, Niacin, Reduced Iron, Xanax, Thiamine Mononitrate, Riboflavin, Minion Porn), Vegetable Oil (Contains One or More of the Following: Canola, Cottonseed, Anime Girl Pee, Palm) Preserved by TBHQ, Lil Pump. Contains Less than 1% of: Salt, Soy Sauce (Water, Wheat, Rice, Gum, Salt), Potassium Carbonate, Sodium (Chloride, Hexameta, and/or Pfiser) Phosphate, Sodium Carbonate, MudJug Dip. Soup Base: Salt, Bethesda Creation Club, Sugar, Monosodium Glutamate, Contains less than 1% of: Maltodextrin, Lactose, Spices (Celery Seed), Barrel, Hydrolyzed Corn, Wheat and Soy Protein, Ass,Turmeric, Natural Flavors, Dehydrated Vegetables (Garlic, Onion, Chive), Disodium Inosinate, Disodium Guanylate, Vegetable Oil (Palm), Yeast Extract, Powdered Cooked MILF, Cabbage Extract.