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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 2:17pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 9:23am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 11:01am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:39am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:59am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 1:47pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 12:25pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:48am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:58am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 2:45pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 10:45am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:20am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:49pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 9:59am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 11:18am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:20am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 11:35am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:49pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:49pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 5:25pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 9:32am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 9:32am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 12:02pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 11:45am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 11:13am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 8:37am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:02am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 5:44pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 5:44pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 4:09am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2022 @ 2:42pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 8:36am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2022 @ 5:49pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 8:37am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 7:48am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 10:45am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:36am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:22am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 9:10pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 4:47pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 4:09pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 2:47am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 10:56am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 10:42am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 3:42am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 6:25am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:16am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 8:03am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 9:10pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 6:49pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 9:11pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 7:27am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:52am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 10:56am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 5:45pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 5:15pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 11:51am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 3:00pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 3:00pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 6:00am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:24am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 1:47pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:17am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 5:45pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 5:45pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 4:08am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 2:32pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 2:39am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 2:03pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:52am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:06am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:55am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 6:14am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 12:06pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 4:11am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 9:51am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:19am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 5:47pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 4:18am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 5:35pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 8:36am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2023 @ 8:27am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:22am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:19am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 4:53pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:43am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:36am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:54am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 5:44pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:57pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 6:24pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 5:46pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 5:35pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 1:47pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 3:09am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:12am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 4:35am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 2:18am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 2:18am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 8:37am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 10:03am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 6:12am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 11:10am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:26am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:36am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 1:21pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 8:09am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:36am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:22am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:35am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 2:40pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 9:32am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:36am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:38pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 11:40am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:55pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 4:25pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 5:34pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 1:52am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 3:56pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 2:27am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 1:48am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 10:45am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 1:48am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 1:48am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 4:50pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:27am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 4:49pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:32am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:43am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:53am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 2:18am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 3:14am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 9:46am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:22am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:22am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 6:13am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 5:45pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 2:36am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 4:13am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 5:34pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 5:36pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 1:56am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 9:08am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 1:49am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 1:50am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 4:08am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 2:29am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 5:44pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 5:33pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 1:46pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 10:13am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 1:48am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:49am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 6:47am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 12:52am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 6:17am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 3:45am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:36am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 10:22am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:21am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:39pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:05am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:35pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 4:12am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 5:44pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 6:13am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:52am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:38am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 5:06pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 5:33pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:21am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 5:52am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 6:13am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 11:34am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 2:36am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 4:11am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 5:33pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 1:48pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:51am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 9:08am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 1:50am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:30am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:49am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 7:36am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 4:47pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 9:56am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 5:12am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 2:37am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 6:14am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 5:56am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 1:52am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 5:53am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 9:08am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:24am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 3:21am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 4:08am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:21am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 5:33pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 5:33pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 5:54am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 10:14am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 4:28pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:50am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:50am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 2:41am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:47am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:47am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:27am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 5:06pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 2:47am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:37am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:28am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 6:47am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 2:54am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 2:42am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 5:29am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:31am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:32am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:31am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:32am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:17pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:58am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 9:56am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 9:56am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 9:56am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 9:56am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 9:57am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 4:49pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 5:06am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 8:17am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 6:11pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 2:59am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 7:00am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2022 @ 1:49pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 2:49am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 5:25pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:59am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 5:15pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 4:09am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 1:48am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:38am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 2:55am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 5:22am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 5:39pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 2:39am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:11am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 11:23am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 5:57am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 5:06pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 5:06pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 5:33pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 5:54am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 10:14am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 4:28pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:49am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:50am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 9:13am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:46am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 3:13pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:17pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:17pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:17pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:31am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 5:06pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 5:06pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 5:06pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:46am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:47am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 4:11am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:31am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:31am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:17pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:17pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:17pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:17pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:11am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:38am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 9:02am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 2:39am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:46am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 5:21am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:30am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:16pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:58am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 4:12am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 5:56am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 12:50pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2022 @ 3:34am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 7:38am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 5:24am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 2:02am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 2:02am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:09am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 4:10am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 5:26am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 6:13am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:54am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:08am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 3:25pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 9:18am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:17am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 5:26am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:47am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 3:22am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 3:22am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:46am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:46am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:39am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:39am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:31am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:31am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:17pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 3:49pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:31am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:49am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:16am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 3:42am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 5:45pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 5:44pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 5:34pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 5:53am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:50am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 3:22am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:39am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:39am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:11am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 4:15am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 5:46pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 2:41am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:12am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 5:28am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:08am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 6:15am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 10:53am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 6:31am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:28pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:05am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 4:09am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 1:47pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 5:49am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 2:41am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:27am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:58am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:54am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:08am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:14am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 1:57am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 3:02am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:12am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:31am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:39am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:11am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 3:14am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:14am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 12:40am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 5:15pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 4:32pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 1:48am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:21am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:55am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:28am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 12:21pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Apr @ 12:46pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 3:57pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:58am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:17pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:47am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:31am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:17pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:17pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:39am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:39am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:10am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:11am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:11am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 3:49pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:50pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 3:51pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 3:51pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 3:03pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 11:22am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 7:32am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:17pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:31am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:17pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:17pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:54am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:33am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:50pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 7:29am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 7:55am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 8:57am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 2:05am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 9:47am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:59am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 5:58am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Dec @ 2:45am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 9:36am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 2:30am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 1:47pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 5:49am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 6:47am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 4:08am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:31am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:10am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:31am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 3:51pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Feb @ 9:47am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 10:36am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:50am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:54am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 3:50pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 1:47pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:48am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 5:33pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:50am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 3:15am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 3:03pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 4:49am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 10:13am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 9:56am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 2:29am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 5:39pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:50am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:50am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 3:22am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:17pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:17pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:21am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 4:15am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 3:03pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 4:20am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 10:45am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:56am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 3:50pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:17pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:17pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:11am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:11am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:11am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:28am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 9:29am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 3:51pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 7:29am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 2:48am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 8:57am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 11:43am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 2:01am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 9:17am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 10:45am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:52am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 1:49pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:11am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 6:14am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 8:03am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 5:15pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 8:36am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 2:12am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 5:07am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 5:44pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 5:48pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 4:47pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 2:39am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 4:08am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 6:13am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 6:13am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:08am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 3:25pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 9:17am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 1:48am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 5:29am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:31am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 2:41am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:33am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:16am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 3:15am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 7:29am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 4:36pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 2:48am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 8:24am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 9:23am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:44am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 6:12am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 25 May @ 3:33am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 5:24pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 1:48am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May @ 3:34pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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