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Go Left

Move to the left.
Obținută la 2 aug. 2018 la 21:40

Go Right

Move to the right.
Obținută la 2 aug. 2018 la 21:40

Summer Job

Reminisce about your care-free days as a cactus picker.
Obținută la 3 aug. 2018 la 12:08

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
Obținută la 2 aug. 2018 la 21:49

Early Bird

Swallow every worm.
Obținută la 18 iun. 2023 la 20:51

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.
Obținută la 18 iun. 2023 la 15:21

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
Obținută la 17 iun. 2023 la 22:08

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.
Obținută la 3 aug. 2018 la 12:27

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.
Obținută la 18 iun. 2023 la 14:37

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.
Obținută la 17 iun. 2023 la 21:22

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.
Obținută la 3 aug. 2018 la 12:18

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.
Obținută la 18 iun. 2023 la 14:43

A Better John

Start taking responsibility for you actions.
Obținută la 14 aug. 2018 la 19:55

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.
Obținută la 18 iun. 2023 la 21:10

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.
Obținută la 18 iun. 2023 la 15:55



Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.
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