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Go Left

Move to the left.
Odemčeno 2. srp. 2018 v 21.40

Go Right

Move to the right.
Odemčeno 2. srp. 2018 v 21.40

Summer Job

Reminisce about your care-free days as a cactus picker.
Odemčeno 3. srp. 2018 v 12.08

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
Odemčeno 2. srp. 2018 v 21.49

Early Bird

Swallow every worm.
Odemčeno 18. čvn. 2023 v 20.51

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.
Odemčeno 18. čvn. 2023 v 15.21

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
Odemčeno 17. čvn. 2023 v 22.08

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.
Odemčeno 3. srp. 2018 v 12.27

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.
Odemčeno 18. čvn. 2023 v 14.37

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.
Odemčeno 17. čvn. 2023 v 21.22

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.
Odemčeno 3. srp. 2018 v 12.18

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.
Odemčeno 18. čvn. 2023 v 14.43

A Better John

Start taking responsibility for you actions.
Odemčeno 14. srp. 2018 v 19.55

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.
Odemčeno 18. čvn. 2023 v 21.10

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.
Odemčeno 18. čvn. 2023 v 15.55



Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.
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