Quotes from Johnny in The Witcher 3 - wild hunt...
"Life without savouring the sound of surreptitious shananigans is like licking snails through a cloth"
"Soon as I woke, I went to empty my bowels. Defecation to the sunrise - downright glorious!"
"What do you have against swamps - lived here my whole life. And I'd heartily recommend it".
"I did, though I seem to have lost an octave somewhere in the process. I shall look for it when I get home".

And now, a poem...
5:30 still dark but I'm chasing the dawn
The world awakens, chaos is born
Will I live through this day, or die and just fade?
Maybe this is the day my fortune is made.
Or love unrequited will randomly spawn.

Infinity in front, infinity behind,
Yet this is the day I'm conscious, my mind
is free to explore, to wander, to see
The glory of life, the mystery of me
The questions, the answers, so easy to find.

Where did we come from? Why are we here?
If I scream in my pillow will anyone hear?
Of what value is music, can we quantify love?
Is there life in the Universe above?
This beautiful day with nothing to fear!

I'll explore the unseen, I'll challenge what's known
I'll question with friends or do it alone
Who knows what could happen, it's MY day, you'll see!
Ah maybe I'll just have a nice cup of tea.
And snuggle up in blankets in the comfort of home.