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Epic Games Sucks: How, Why & For How Long?
Created by - Competizione, 30, Trundle, Caledonia, MADWACZ, ✿ Λ ᖇ Λ ❀, and FunkyPigeon
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A history of Epic Games and their ventures in, their self-imposed exile from and their return to "save" PC gaming with their storefront. This guide showcases their hypocrisy on display, their history of disdain towards PC gamers/gamers in general and their
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🌼𝓛𝓪𝓻𝓪 🌼 3 Jan @ 10:16pm 
Bonne année 2024 ^^
🌼𝓛𝓪𝓻𝓪 🌼 24 Dec, 2023 @ 1:22pm 
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F3[K] !? 16 Dec, 2023 @ 12:07am 
l’apopathodiaphulatophobie désigne la peur irraisonnée d’être constipé. Vivre avec cette phobie, c'est changer son alimentation pour choisir des alimentations favorisant le transit. Cela entraîne une consommation excessive de laxatif pouvant avoir des conséquences sur la santé. Étymologiquement, c'est : « la peur de souffrir en rejetant ce qui est gardé au travers»
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