BATMAN
kyle Schwarze   Darwin, Northern Territory, Australia
 
 
If an offer doesn't rhyme,
Its instantly declined
And if you dare to add me on Steam
On my friends list you won't be seen
Make sure you're in time, don't come a cropper
Or if you're too asinine, then send a trade offer
Now enough about all of that
Let us hear about these nice hats

The (Bat)tle Boar just makes you want more
And with a terror-watt rack like a mad bat on crack
A scorched western wear causes people to stare
And a cloud 9 pen pusher makes the heart go a-flutter
A phosphorous Slug makes the owner feel smug
An energy Fro makes a deeper love grow
And green private eye's make for many jealous spies

I'm not a big fan-a-ma of the Professional's Panama
Nor flashing the cash with a retired soldiers stash
Never been bowled over by the modest piled bowler
Nor looked like a ♥♥♥♥ with a pillar of hats
Don't be a zero and wear an Allbrero
Don't play the hoovy, its just not so groovy
Don't think you're urban when sporting a turban
Don't get in a flap about the baseball cap
And I've never been a Ten Gallon kind of chap

Don't mess up your hair with a merde hat, mon frère
Spare a thought for your head and make it look dapper.
Make a good call and don't be a flapper
Choose the right hat
And don't be a prat
The pixels dictate
A virtual fate
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officialTec.TTV 2023年8月21日 7時19分 
hi wanted to know if i could get that collectors cloak & dagger kit! id really like to have a collectors items sometime!
👐TF2.BET (Owner) 2023年1月16日 11時06分 
could we hire you? to become a rank on our TF2 thing
𝒜𝓁𝒾𝓃𝓀𝒶♡ 2022年1月24日 14時22分 
+rep
ΧΣΝØS 2022年1月13日 6時46分 
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✅ + REP
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✅ Cool guy !!!
◥꧁💫Alina💫꧂◤ 2022年1月9日 21時36分 
+rep
Haec 2018年4月6日 18時13分 
Happy weekend! <3