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So, after a year of subjecting myself to this game – and trust me, 'game' is a generous term – I've come to the conclusion that debating whether a group of koalas could do better is a legitimate argument. And forget about comparing it to classics like CS:GO; this game is like comparing a tricycle to a Ferrari.

Picture this: You're spraying bullets left, right, and center, missing every hit and suddenly, you've got a team full of Russians offering you extremely positive criticism. It's like being in a tutorial for 'How Not to Play.'

And the thrill of victory? Oh boy, it's a wild ride. Win a match, and you're rewarded with a whopping 100 elo points. Lose? Well, say goodbye to those points faster than you can say 'disconnect.'

Now, let's talk about the PC requirements. You could have a PC that costs more than a small country's GDP, and this game will still make it perform like it's powered by hamsters on a wheel. Lag? It's not a bug; it's a feature.
Let`s focus on the positive:

The anti-cheat system – it's a masterpiece of nothingness! There's only a 7% chance you'll face off against someone who's downloaded every cheat code known to mankind. And those players with 600-1500 hours? They're like gaming gods, smiting 15-20.000 hour mere mortals with every click of their mouse.

So, if you enjoy subjecting yourself to digital torture, I highly recommend giving this game a try. It's like a bad relationship – toxic, frustrating, but somehow, you just can't quit.
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REAL_SIUSIAK_UZIMME 29 груд. 2017 о 20:37 
+rep very good player
Can u sign my profile pls?
Helenus 20 груд. 2017 о 21:48 
+rep verygood playah, much thank you! ♥♥♥♥
dayik4s 5 груд. 2017 о 23:36 
helo styx i meet u today in arena map server, u are legend ok yes
but i tell u, i will be a good player one day bicoz u give me motivation to strive for being better ingame
u say i will be in ese apro league , but i will try my best.
-love dayik
OZALA 31 серп. 2017 о 12:28 
pro player, daymn son
Ragnar 14 трав. 2017 о 15:37 
sign pls
garage 6 трав. 2017 о 11:27 
sing pls