Captain Norway
 
 
I only talk to cool people

Cs-pro history:
Dreamhack BYOC 2nd place (lost)
Inferno lan (lost)
Many other lans (lost)
Lost my car, my friends and family.
Lost my pet bird, lost my base in Rust.
If you die to me you`re worse than a loser


https://www.hltv.org/player/12936/styx
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So, after a year of subjecting myself to this game – and trust me, 'game' is a generous term – I've come to the conclusion that debating whether a group of koalas could do better is a legitimate argument. And forget about comparing it to classics like CS:GO; this game is like comparing a tricycle to a Ferrari.

Picture this: You're spraying bullets left, right, and center, missing every hit and suddenly, you've got a team full of Russians offering you extremely positive criticism. It's like being in a tutorial for 'How Not to Play.'

And the thrill of victory? Oh boy, it's a wild ride. Win a match, and you're rewarded with a whopping 100 elo points. Lose? Well, say goodbye to those points faster than you can say 'disconnect.'

Now, let's talk about the PC requirements. You could have a PC that costs more than a small country's GDP, and this game will still make it perform like it's powered by hamsters on a wheel. Lag? It's not a bug; it's a feature.
Let`s focus on the positive:

The anti-cheat system – it's a masterpiece of nothingness! There's only a 7% chance you'll face off against someone who's downloaded every cheat code known to mankind. And those players with 600-1500 hours? They're like gaming gods, smiting 15-20.000 hour mere mortals with every click of their mouse.

So, if you enjoy subjecting yourself to digital torture, I highly recommend giving this game a try. It's like a bad relationship – toxic, frustrating, but somehow, you just can't quit.
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REAL_SIUSIAK_UZIMME 29/dez./2017 às 20:37 
+rep very good player
Can u sign my profile pls?
Helenus 20/dez./2017 às 21:48 
+rep verygood playah, much thank you! suka
dayik4s 5/dez./2017 às 23:36 
helo styx i meet u today in arena map server, u are legend ok yes
but i tell u, i will be a good player one day bicoz u give me motivation to strive for being better ingame
u say i will be in ese apro league , but i will try my best.
-love dayik
OZALA 31/ago./2017 às 12:28 
pro player, daymn son
swayz 14/mai./2017 às 15:37 
sign pls
garage 6/mai./2017 às 11:27 
sing pls