Deviant art: http://bloodcrows.deviantart.com/
Havent got much there at the moment, but gimi a year.


How to serve a real Macdonalds meal.

SpicyDingo: Today I got this pain in my calfs.
BloodCrows: Stretching your beefs...i mean your calfs is good.
BloodCrows: Give ur self a paddy... pat on the back.
BloodCrows: Ohno i caaaant LETUCE THIS JOKE GO.
SpicyDingo: Mustard not let this go.
BloodCrows: Your burglering my spot light.
SpicyDingo: Get out of here and come back tomato.
BloodCrows: Alright your making it a bit more tasty.
BloodCrows: Mayo please continue to add more ingedients.
SpicyDingo: Ok fine you’re really salty today.
BloodCrows: Still better than being saucy.
SpicyDingo: I have a bone to pickle with you.
BloodCrows: Please dont beetroot me up over this....
SpicyDingo: I will film you being beat up so make sure you say cheese to the camera.
BloodCrows: Thats not very fuonion.
SpicyDingo: I hate when people call their butts as “buns”
BloodCrows: Oi this is PG dont you go there..... Seed. Down.
BloodCrows: This burger is going to made of the Craftiest of puns, and guess what.
BloodCrows: A MAYONAISE BRAND IS CALLED CRAFT
BloodCrows: Dont worry I'm just egg'ing you on.
SpicyDingo: Have you ever considered bacon a pie?
BloodCrows: This coke is getting old.
BloodCrows: *OH BRINGING IN THE DRINKS TOO*
BloodCrows: FAMILY MEAL TIME!
BloodCrows: Want to chip in with making a whole meal?
SpicyDingo: Dude we cannot have drinks, let the food be a solo
BloodCrows: Hah... i see what you did, you would have to be Fantasizing if you think you can out do me.
BloodCrows: Don't get spritefull of that one
SpicyDingo: You're making me lemon lime bitter.
BloodCrows: Wow, I wasnt prepepsi'ed for that one.
BloodCrows: Aye I think your watering this down.
SpicyDingo: Have you ever heard of the term salt and dr.pepper?
SpicyDingo: Are u in need of aid? you got no power? well Blud why not have powerade.

Customer: Yes I will take the family meal.
Customer: Was that really necessary?



MLG slugfest

Darth Sythe: even the zombies don't want them
Darth Sythe: too much salt
Darth Sythe: bad for the zombie's health
BloodCrows: lol
BloodCrows: yes those rotting kidneys
BloodCrows: cant handle anymore
BloodCrows: salt
Darth Sythe: that's one of their weaknesses
Darth Sythe: though it's more slow acting than simply being shot in the face
Darth Sythe: shower them in salt and wait like an hour or two for them to shrivel up and turn into cabbages
BloodCrows: yeah
BloodCrows: eating a salty slug
BloodCrows: is like being slugged in the gut
BloodCrows: with my fav shotgun
BloodCrows: the slugmore
BloodCrows: pretty slugoi
Darth Sythe: it's a slugger
Darth Sythe: wow
Darth Sythe: you actually went there
BloodCrows: im sorry
BloodCrows: i was feeling a bit sluggish put i pushed through
BloodCrows: to make a perfect impression
Darth Sythe: slug off
BloodCrows: exactly
BloodCrows: no slugging off for me
BloodCrows: back to drawing i go
BloodCrows: or making second breakfast
BloodCrows: (no slugs included)

SpicyDingo: 'Im like a smash mouth meme. At first it seemed funny and good. Then it turned out to be the biggest mistake'