What the GOLF???

i like poo

Me(16M) when(14.01.2022 23:30 TRT) there's large grains(up to 5 milimeters in diameter) of salt(NaCl) everywhere(yes even in my under my keyboard's(Razer Huntsman Elite) keys) in my(16M) room(20m^2) because the salt cellar (20g) broke(The lid crack opened) and my(16M) meal(Steak(40C°) & tomato soup(60C°)) is ruined (too salty to eat(ingest)). So I(16M) beat(punch, kick and even slap) my(16M) mother(46F) to death and buried(2m) her(46F) corpse to a place(40°30'51.2"N 29°01'16.0"E) no one can find under one of the turbines(50m) because she(46F) didn't close it properly. AITA?

FALSE

Hi this is the police. We have noticed that you have stolen multiple achievements for the game 'Spelunky' and did not actually obtain them yourself. Please return them or we will be forced to take action.

- Babu Frik

same brother