MostlyPorridge
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If you could choose between mashed potatoes or a nice hot bowl of oatmeal, what berries would you like with your oatmeal?
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Imagine a big, nice, pile of turds.
You just did it didn't you, and now that picture is stuck in your head, and soon you'll be able to remember the obscene, weirdly fascinating and disgusting smell of ♥♥♥♥. You'll also be able to fantasize about how it feels to hold, warm and moist.

From Finland, born in the woods, growing up without internet the first 10-something years in my life, only having an old gameboy to play games on and here I am today. Putting mental pictures of poop in your heads. Funny how life turns out isn't it?

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Did you ever dream of having a spaceship, fighting your way through the galaxy with humans, slugs, geckos', mutant rocks etc? Did you ever dream of fighting an evil empire in a little, trashy piece of garbage with all the odds against you and your only way of getting more rubbish on your flying piece of death is collecting more rubbish? Did you ever dream of having the opportunity to pause reality to make your next tactical move so you can feel like a superduperultramegagigahypergeneral with the mind of ten thousand geniouses and Einstein?

Well here's you game!

It feels indielike, it runs smoothly on laptops and you can even play it without a mouse. The story is.. well.. You are a small piece of collected dudes trying to get some intel to your rebel comrades without getting caught by an evil, very evil, empire.

It is fun. It is tactical. It has small bits of humour. It is cheap and you can put remarkable many hours into such a small, kind of neverending game where you just want to win the game so you can unlock more stuff. That stuff is slightly cooler than the original stuff which helps you unlock even more slightly cooler stuff. I do not regret buying this game and I do not regret the hours I've put into it so I think it's a good buy for anyone interested in tactical, "pause-this-game-and-think-about-your-next-move", racial-inclusive, indie games.

I'd give this game a hypermassive black hole filled with stars out of 10 stars. (that's a good rating btw).
фЫ$т@$h@ 7 Sep, 2023 @ 5:58am 
прими го трейд
76561198877872081 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:59am 
прими го трейд
Кастет 29 Mar, 2023 @ 2:47am 
+Rep nice player damaged 20+ kills only in cs go:happyfrank:
MostlyPorridge 18 Mar, 2023 @ 2:06pm 
If there's one thing I've ever been proud of, it's probably not been me.
FishAlga ^__^ 4 Jan, 2021 @ 1:57am 
govnoed
Flice 8 Jun, 2018 @ 12:29am 
+rep funny dude