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Kevin Grafon there is a 3080 in my basement waiting for you, just attach the handcuffs to your ♥♥♥♥ and balls and ill give it to you ;)
Kevin Grafon there is a 3080 in my basement waiting for you, just attach the handcuffs to your ♥♥♥♥ and balls and ill give it to you ;)
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zebra cakes 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06pm 
Falsely accusing innocent black and brown crewmates

Since players can choose what colour they are, black and brown players can be falsely accused by wh*te players of being an imposter when they are actually innocent and unarmed. These accusations, mostly require no evidence

Among us is revolved around false accusations of black and brown players, which is extremely racist as it is the main element of the game

Ability to KILL innocent black and brown crewmates

Once voted out, black and brown crewmates will be KILLED instantly by suffocating in space. False accusations and mass murder? THIS IS BLACK GENOCIDE IN A VIDEOGAME
zombie monkey greegree 13 Sep, 2019 @ 1:54pm 
Since birth I have been blessed with gigantic foreskin. Due to this blessing, I no longer require condoms. "Why?" I hear you asking. Well, have you ever tied a water balloon? If you have, then you must be aware that it pretty much blocks all forms of liquid from coming out.

Now, since my foreskin already looks like an empty water balloon, all I gotta do is tie off the end and get to the filling after I have finished.

Also makes a good trick at birthday parties if you've ran out of balloons to throw at your nephew. Save yourself money people.
zombie monkey greegree 13 Sep, 2019 @ 1:53pm 
Holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. I want to bang Ben Shapiro so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to Turning Point USA I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex with Ben Shapiro. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Ben's tight conservative boi ♥♥♥♥♥. I want him to have my mutant human/conservative babies.
zebra cakes 8 Apr, 2019 @ 5:22pm 
We all know Gru is the godly height of 14.5 feet tall and can move at a speed of 200 Meters per second. Based on average ♥♥♥♥ size, Gru’s penis is around 14 inches long. Also, Gru’s ♥♥♥♥ would weigh around 2 pounds considering the average weight of a ♥♥♥♥ is .77 lbs. If he swung his ♥♥♥♥ in a circular manner, it would have the centripetal acceleration of 72.57 meters per second. This means that gru can dickslap with the immense energy of 11,421 pounds per sq inch at a tip speed greater than 584415.58336974 MPH. In conclusion, Gru’s dickslap has enough energy to smash through 6” reinforced concrete and will cause a thunderclap as his ♥♥♥♥ breaks the sound barrier. I rest my case.
zebra cakes 11 Jul, 2018 @ 12:36am 
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B̸ag̵̡e̴͜l͏͟B̀o̸ý͘ 9 Jan, 2018 @ 8:29am 
Ooga booga don't touch my lechuga