Recent reviews by Creature

good game good grafix you get eaten a lot, uhhhhhh lemme get uhhhhhhhh recommendation

"It's the Binding of Isaac with guns." -IGN

I'm not crying... there's just something in my eye...
What's in your eye?
TEARS!


...just buy the damn game.
Or I'll come after your family.
I'm not kidding.

Ok, gonna throw out some salt here, but this is game is NOT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SHORT. I don't know what everyone is on about. The first day I had it, I clocked in ten hours. TEN! Those who are saying it's too short just aren't doing everything the game has to offer.


TL;DR
I'm bitter about my short penis

This game is fluid, fresh, and most of all; fun.
It's more than worth your time to download this game, which is FREE, to experience the following:
-Smooth movement
-Unique gunplay (Crazy, right?)
-Fast-Paced and even tactical firefights
-Awesome classes
-Really interesting and versatile objectives
-You don't pay real money for cases (looking at you, valve)
-Actually you get a free case like every other match
-Why haven't you downloaded yet?
-Stop reading this ♥♥♥♥
-You won't regret it

Overall about 8.5/10

p.s. this filled the void in my soul after tf2

I convinced a friend to buy it
All he ever bothered to learn was thrusters
Now he has over 200 hours
of thrusters
just thrusters
two
hundred
flipping
hours

Iz real gut.

I enjoyed it. Yeah, I did. Is good.

What a great and unique game mechanic. Must buy.

Art.