"I'm real partial to those sausage links" -Colin Lockwood
"The salty and the sweet, it makes you just wanna orgasm" -Colin Lockwood
"Mom I ate all of the cheese" - Colin Lockwood
"I can close doors?!"
"I can't believe the size of those water bottles!"
"This is the history books!"
"i am my nephew"
"Im going to grow like a plant, feed me" (colin to the rain)
"Im turning into a pumpkin"
"my wife died of great pox, what are you doin lady"
"Yum! gobble gobble gobble! oh ive got diarrhea..."
"Im not retarded, Im just kinda special"
"lets gobble up more of her insides"
"i should have played the franch"
"buttsex is fun"
"What is a ham sandwich?"
“Let me clean me, thank you”
"Don't touch me! I'll poop!"
“Yep fill me up”
"My quotes are sooo dumb"
“I’m going to put them up my butt, they’re like little ice cubes”
"They have units in my behind... oh my goodness..."
"I AM A TANK! RAWR!"
"time to eat some rotten flesh"
"There's radishes in this bag. Ew!"
"Oh no! My volcano erupted "