Recent reviews by Long Dong Silver

Duh

This ♥♥♥♥♥ way too crazy OP, had one game where like 12 minor plagues broke out in the first 15 years and just immediately ended my run as a custom character.

I get theres supposed to be illnesses and ♥♥♥♥, and medicine was real crude. But jesus ♥♥♥♥ these plagues feel heavy handed. Isn't it supposed to get really bad only after the feudal age spreads? Like 1100's?

EDIT: Just saw its $20. Which I paid like 35 for the chapter pass so you're literally getting shafted for like $5 content lol, which this definitely feels like. $10 tops.

Its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amazing.

When a follower dies I just ressurect them as a young person again, they live in eternal service to Cult of the Dong.

Sony bad but they went back and fixed their mistake so. ♥♥♥♥ sony, keep it pumping AH

*newspapers* Bad Arrowhead, cant be bothered to say any more.

Well ig its good again.

Animal cruelty has never been so rewarding.

Its good, adds more flavor than anything else so far.

Futhermore it encouraged me to learn a lot more about the history of the Middle East. For a casual player & history lover like myself, its a dubski for sure.

Bringing to life the dreams of Dave, a man who never even dreamed the dreams we gave him, continues to bring a warm smile to my face and a deep hunger for sushi.

Banger, if you like Wargame or (in my case) really enjoyed playing around with Arma 3's Zeus, this is definitely worth a look

♥♥♥♥ this piece of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass game

Dead game, publisher killed it, Blame Take-Two. Going to go cry myself to sleep now.