Hello Gamers...
Look at your profile, now back to mine...
Now back to yours, Now back to mine.
Sadly, your's is not mine
If you stopped being a F2P and
and buy anything on the steam games store, yours could
at least look like its mine.

Look down, now back up. Where are you?
You're on a computer with the profile
your profile could look like.

Whats in your hand? Back at me.
Its a envelope with two steam giftcards for
those games you love.

Look again, the giftcards are now steam credit!

Anything can happen when your profile looks
like a real gamer and not a F2P.

I'm on a horse *whistles*