When I saw that one of my favorite games, Dude Simulator 3, had finally received a sequel I was overjoyed. I immediately bought it with the intent of playing through the game and then speedrunning it. Instead of a new ♥♥♥♥ sac of a game that I enjoy I got....this...

The first level had promise. Several objectives that could be done in a reasonable amount of time with very little RNG.
The second level was "alright" but ultimately had very little substance.
The third level was more like "Walk in a straight line Simulator" Looking through every single house until you find the right one. Burping into the mic at a scientific conference is good comedy, but hardly game play. Then you have to literally walk your ass all the way back to the guy selling the truck and drive back in the opposite direction.
The fourth level as just a joke. Grab a gas can and then run down the road to a Golden Shower escape? Points for designing it in such a way that you can't see where the van spawns it but it is just abysmal.

No crouching. That is what made DS3 so fun and you just had to not include it.

Kiddy. Please, I am begging you. Make another game like Dude Simulator 3. Multiple objectives, multiple levels, crouching and so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thrown together that it is broken so me and the boys can break the game and speedrun it. It is what the actual fans want.

Luv ya, bye

When I saw that one of my favorite games, Dude Simulator 3, had finally received a sequel I was overjoyed. I immediately bought it with the intent of playing through the game and then speedrunning it. Instead of a new shit sac of a game that I enjoy I got....this... The first level had promise. Several objectives that could be done in a reasonable amount of time with very little RNG. The second level was "alright" but ultimately had very little substance. The third level was more like "Walk in a straight line Simulator" Looking through every single house until you find the right one. Burping into the mic at a scientific conference is good comedy, but hardly game play. Then you have to literally walk your ass all the way back to the guy selling the truck and drive back in the opposite direction. The fourth level as just a joke. Grab a gas can and then run down the road to a Golden Shower escape? Points for designing it in such a way that you can't see where the van spawns it but it is just abysmal. No crouching. That is what made DS3 so fun and you just had to not include it. Kiddy. Please, I am begging you. Make another game like Dude Simulator 3. Multiple objectives, multiple levels, crouching and so shittily thrown together that it is broken so me and the boys can break the game and speedrun it. It is what the actual fans want. Luv ya, bye