Markey
Mbeke   Congo, the Democratic Republic of the
 
 
🌟 About Me 🌟

Greetings, mortals! I am the one and only DefenderOfHyrule, defender of pixels and master of game controllers! When I'm not busy saving the world from virtual villains, you can find me chowing down on virtual pizza and living the ultimate gamer dream.

🎮 Gaming Enthusiast Extraordinaire 🎮

I live and breathe gaming like it's my full-time job, but don't worry—I still remember to take occasional breaks to eat, sleep, and, you know, interact with humans. I'm that dedicated! My gaming skills are so epic that some say I have a black belt in button-mashing. Watch out, gaming legends, I'm coming for you!

🚀 Rocket-Powered Mischief 🚀

In Rocket League, I'm like a rocket on wheels, scoring goals like a boss and pulling off aerial stunts that would leave even astronauts speechless. When you see a car flying through the air, you know DefenderOfHyrule is at the wheel! Let's team up and send opponents into a state of utter disbelief.

⚔️ Guardian by Day, Gamer by Night ⚔️

Destiny 2 is where I truly shine as a Guardian. I've vanquished so many enemies that even the Darkness is starting to question its tactics. If you need someone to watch your back in the universe, you can count on me—I'll be there with my trusty controller and an arsenal of snacks!

🏎️ Distance Daredevil 🏎️

Distance is my go-to for high-octane thrills. Maneuvering through neon-lit tracks and avoiding obstacles at breakneck speeds gives me an adrenaline rush like no other. It's a good thing I don't drive like this in real life; otherwise, I'd be getting pulled over by virtual cops left and right!
🕹️ Gamer, Geek, and All-Around Fun 🕹️

When I'm not slaying virtual monsters or leveling up, I dabble in other geeky delights. You might find me discussing the possibility of Wookies in Skyrim or arguing with Gandalf about which spells are best for raiding dungeons. Gaming is life, and I'm here to make it even more fun!

🎉 Let's Connect and Level Up Together! 🎉

If you're ready to embark on hilarious gaming adventures, or if you just need a good laugh while demolishing enemies, hit me up! I'm always down for a gaming session, a meme exchange, or a pun war that will leave us all in stitches.

Remember, folks, life's too short not to laugh and enjoy the fantastical worlds of gaming. So let's game on and have a blast together!

#GamerForLaughs #DefenderOfHyrule #RocketLeagueRuler #GuardianWithGusto #DistanceDynamo #GamerLife #PunMaster #VirtualVoyager
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jobosno 23 Dec, 2020 @ 9:09pm 
spent too much on hentai slide puzzles
Markey 9 Oct, 2020 @ 12:43pm 
Hello
jobosno 22 Jun, 2019 @ 11:25pm 
yo
EeuorT 30 Aug, 2016 @ 3:39pm 
Hello. Sorry I missed you earlier in group chat.
jobosno 4 Jan, 2016 @ 4:22pm 
hey man just wanted to let you know i've started crossfit lately and i want a buddy to join me. you down? i know youve probably heard some stuff about crossfit being a cult but its really not like that. it's just a bunch of people doing what they love, trying to get fit in a fun way. if you got any questions let me know, i'd love to see you at some of the cult meetings in the near future

hope to see you there
chris
ʕ●ᴥ●ʔ Panda 9 Jul, 2015 @ 9:47pm 
Oh no what did I do this time?