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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 10:47pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:50pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:00am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 2:09pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 5:55am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 4:11am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 3:29pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 7:59pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 7:58am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 12:21pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 9:31pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 9:36pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 9:47pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 10:13pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 12:38am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 4:03pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 7:06am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 4:45am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 4:45am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 4:45am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 9:30pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 9:42pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 10:27pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 12:27am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 9:55pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 12:17am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 8:17am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 6:40am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 10:33pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 12:27am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 9:31pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 12:14am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:06am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 9:41pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 12:43am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 5:47pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 9:36pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 12:16am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 12:38am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 10:07am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:05am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 12:27pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 6:37pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:03pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:57pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 12:33pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 8:36pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 2:37pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 2:37pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:42pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 9:48pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 10:25pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:54am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 9:30pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:16am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 10:40pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:07am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:23pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 4:11am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 11:45am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 4:12am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 8:17am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 11:26pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 4:45am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 6:51am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 10:11am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 7:21am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 10:25am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 11:39pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:00am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 10:25am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 6:40am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 12:06am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 10:48pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 10:48pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 10:51pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 6:08am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 10:07am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 11:56am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 10:46am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 8:46pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 7:28am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 8:42am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 1:21pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 1:26am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 8:10am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 1:02pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 9:15am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 5:34am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 9:22pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 9:22pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 5:36pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 4:16pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 4:57pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 9:37am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 8:43am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 8:37am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 9:48am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 11:12am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 1:44am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 2:55am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 5:43am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:48am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 8:10am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 8:26am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 6:09pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 7:32am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 4:30am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:42pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 6:38pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 8:52am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 11:12am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 10:32pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 5:44am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:48am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 8:18am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 11:28am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 4:45am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 6:07am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 10:32pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:13am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 2:50pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 6:31pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 12:37am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 9:55pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 1:55am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 4:27pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 1:10pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 10:31pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:45pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 10:40am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 8:53am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 9:22pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:57pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 12:27pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 11:59am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 8:02am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 12:21pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 5:25pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 1:22am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:45pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:50pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:46pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 3:27pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 8:49pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:57pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 8:33pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:59pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 11:19pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 1:38am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 11:56pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 1:00am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 4:09pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 4:37am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 4:45am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 2:11pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 4:43am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:42pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 9:22pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 4:43am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 6:07pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 9:23am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 2:50pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 2:10am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 8:01am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 8:20am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 9:49am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:41pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 8:47pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 8:45pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 5:36pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 2:07am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 5:58am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 8:50am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 1:24pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:19pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 8:57pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 12:21am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 4:10pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 12:06am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 9:40pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 11:21am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 7:59pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 7:21am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 12:55pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 1:11am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 1:11am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 5:19am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 8:10am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 11:55am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 6:44pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 2:22pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 10:51pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:46pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:42pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 9:05am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 4:45am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 4:46am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 2:38pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 8:42am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 8:30am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 8:59am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:56pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:53pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 10:25pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 11:41pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 1:10am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 6:08am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 12:37am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 9:48pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 8:33pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 6:20pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 5:55am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 2:58pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:45pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:50pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:17pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 10:38pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 4:07pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 4:21pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 4:21pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:42pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:42pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 8:46pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 11:28am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 8:09pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 9:10pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 11:25pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 12:29am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 4:37am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 4:11pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 4:24pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 5:31pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 12:38am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 6:05pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 4:09pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 1:38am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 4:11pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 4:27pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 4:23pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 6:07pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 6:30pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 6:48pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 6:23pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 6:29pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 11:53am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 11:54am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 6:22pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 6:21pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 6:21pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 6:21pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 1:04pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 8:19pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 2:50pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:42am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:27pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 11:40pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 4:14pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 5:59pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 8:54am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 4:16pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 12:04pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 6:21pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 7:59pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:46pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 9:29pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 4:08pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 9:29pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 9:30pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 9:38pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 10:53pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 12:09am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 1:58am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 4:10pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 4:14pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 4:23pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 5:59pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 6:24pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 11:44am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 11:54am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 4:08pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 4:07pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 4:08pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 6:46am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 4:16pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 4:24pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 5:56pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 6:22pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 6:30pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 11:59am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 12:52pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 1:14pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 1:14pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 4:07pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 4:07pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 4:10pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 4:10pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 6:15pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 6:30pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 11:53am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 1:07pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 8:19am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 5:25pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 5:49pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 5:49pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 11:46am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 2:11pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 2:17pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 5:31pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 5:52pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 2:18am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 11:59pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 5:56pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 4:22pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 4:15pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 4:09pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 4:10pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 4:22pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 4:24pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 6:00pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 6:29pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 11:51am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 12:02pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 1:14pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 2:11pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 5:12pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 2:34am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 4:39am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 8:52am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 9:38pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 1:18am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 8:22am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:43pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 12:50am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 4:11pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 4:21pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 1:21am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 1:12pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 2:16pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 9:32am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 4:18pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 12:05pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 6:04pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 8:08pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 4:24pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 8:21am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 2:58pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 1:59pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:40am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:17pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 11:44pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 4:14pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 6:15pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 11:44am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 2:35pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 4:52am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 1:24pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 4:24pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 1:10pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 1:19am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 11:53am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 5:02pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 8:08pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 8:14pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 11:28pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 11:59pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 12:54pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 4:42am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:37am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 12:04pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 6:15pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 5:37pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 5:57pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 6:23pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 6:30pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 11:54am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 12:06pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 5:05pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 2:59pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 2:34am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 4:54am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 1:36am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 2:53am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 2:45am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 6:30pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 11:54am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 12:05pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 1:15pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 5:12pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 12:55pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 5:50pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 1:36am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 5:25pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 5:43am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 2:37pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 10:27pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 6:17am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 5:39pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 11:44am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 5:13pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 4:42am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:50pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 5:42pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 11:59pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:17pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 4:13pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:46pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 4:11pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 5:45pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 9:28pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 9:37pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 12:52pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 6:20pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 4:11am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:37am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:57pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 4:09pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 4:22pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 6:20pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 12:06pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 2:34am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:58pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 6:00pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 12:01am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 11:59am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 12:05pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 5:07pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 5:07pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 2:35am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 1:36am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 9:08am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 1:14pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 7:21pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 8:14pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 11:20am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 11:26pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 2:37pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:58pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 11:39pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 4:16pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 5:36pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 11:55am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 2:58pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 5:56pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:33pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 6:05pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 5:23am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 2:59pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 2:34am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 4:40am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 8:21pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 5:42am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:17pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+11

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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked