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Personal Achievements
 

You are no match for me, Billy!

Kill your first Billy Bob
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 3:53pm

I like you...but I have to kill you...

Kill your first Orc Warmaiden
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Not so hip anymore!

Kill your first Orc Hipster
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 12:12pm

MLG 360 no scope kill!

Kill your first Orc Noob
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 11:17am

Slimy... yet satisfying

Kill your first Grumpy Worm
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 5:23pm

You can't stop me, bro!

Kill your first Shotgun Knight
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 3:53pm

A Megapint...?

Drink your very first grog
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 3:41pm

I drink, but I'm not a drunk!

Have three grogs in total
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 9:03pm

Okay... Maybe I'm a bit drunk...

Drink five large grogs at the same time
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 9:03pm

Yeehaw!!!

Live out your cowboy dreams and make a triple-shot
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 9:50am

You're not so Big anymore, Boi!

Kill Big Boi
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Self assessed tax return

Kill your first IRS guy
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Meetballs, coming up!

Kill a Billy-Goat
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Bloody Knuckles

Kill a Grenadier with your bare hands
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 7:59pm

You're not going to blow me up!

Kill you first Grenadier
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Spare Ribs

Kill your first Skelton warrior
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Honk honk!

Kill the clown in the sewers
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Tastes just like chicken!

Eat your first Garden Gnome
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 11:16am

Ripe Meat Off The Bone!

Eat your first grilled chicken
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 4:54pm

Surprise!!

Buy a surpise from Melisande
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Nerd

Read a book from a bookshelf
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 11:18am

Make Love not War-Craft a Mistlefoe

Pick up a Mistlefoe
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 3:48pm

Cockadoodledoo!

Find the marvelous Chickenator
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Are you ready to rumble?

Get your very first lethal weapon
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 11:16am

Karaoke king

Make the Bard play another song
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 12:28pm

European karaoke king

Make the Bard play another song while you are drunk
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 9:03pm

Blurry depth perception

Kill your first Sven-Olof
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Mushroom soup of the day

Kill your first Fungoid Bob
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 4:13pm

AHHHHHH.....I'M ON FIRE!!!

Catch fire
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Catch the bus with me!

Blow up yourself and an enemy with a dynamite barrel
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:42pm

Butcher

Kill 100 enemies
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 4:28pm

Master Butcher

Kill 500 enemies
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 9:35pm

My name is Whoopass, SIR Whoopass!

Kill 1000 enemies
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 10:19am

Pasta Bolognese

Whoop Ass 10 times!
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:15pm

Thats disgusting!

Use the stinky outhouse
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Fire-fighter!

Put out the fire
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Rolling, Rolling, Rolling

Dodge 20 times
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 3:54pm

I'm going to get a concussion

Dodge 100 times
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 4:11pm

I want to throw up!

Dodge 500 times
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 4:34pm

Up and down

Jump 20 times
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 3:56pm

My pants squeak when I walk

Jump 100 times
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 4:56pm

I cant stand still!

Jump 500 times
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 7:39pm

Meat grinder

Get eaten by a shark
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 3:48pm

Hovering around

Find and buy the HoverCraft 2500™
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 5:24pm

That's what cheese said!

Collect your first Wheel of Cheese!
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Oh, you're up to no gouda!

Collect 5 Wheels of Cheese!
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Make America Grate Again

Collect 10 Wheels of Cheese
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 4:48pm

You're looking mozzare-hella good!

Collect 25 Wheels of Cheese
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 8:01pm

Fifty Shades of Gruyere

Collect 50 Wheels of Cheese and make Sheo proud!
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 9:59am

Kleptomaniac

Loot 6 drunken orcs
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Just wing it!

Beat the first Flappy Knight level in the arcade machine.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Ancient Ruins of Stubbed Toes

Complete the dungeon 100%
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Ancient Ruins of Leaky Roof

Complete the dungeon 100%
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 8:48pm

Ancient Ruins of Chilly Winds

Complete the dungeon 100%
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:44pm

Ancient Ruins of Moist Overhangs

Complete the dungeon 100%
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Ancient Ruins of Empty Echoes

Complete the dungeon 100%
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 7:41pm

Ancient Ruins of Misplaced Belongings

Complete the dungeon 100%
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 9:26am

Ancient Ruins of Vitamin D Addition

Complete the dungeon 100%
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Ancient Ruins of Dirty Feet

Complete the dungeon 100%
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 5:30pm

Ancient Ruins of Imperfectly Designed Walls

Complete the dungeon 100%
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 9:01pm

Ancient Ruins of Moldy Ceiling

Complete the dungeon 100%
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 10:03am

Ancient Ruins of Poor Intrusion Prevention

Complete the dungeon 100%
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 9:30am

Ancient Ruins of Inadequate Opportunities

Complete the dungeon 100%
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 9:48am

Ancient Ruins of Stuffed Pantrys

Complete the dungeon 100%
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:01pm

Spoiler alert!

Spoil the Bard so he can afford new and fancy clothes.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Deal with it

Find a pair of Deal-with-it glasses
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 7:23pm



Timber!

Kill the Ent

Grumpy Immortal

Defeat The Immortal

Your daily dose of Vitamin C.

Eat 100 Gnomes
47 / 100

I'm getting full...

Eat 500 Gnomes
47 / 500

Scrambled Eggs

Collect at least 100 eggs
82 / 100

Free Of Chains

Release all the chains

I've got the power

Get full strength when Level Up

Catch me if you can

Get full agility when Level Up

I'm feeling lucky!

Get full luck when Level Up

Better safe than sorry - use protection

Get full protection when Level Up

Out of bounds

Visit a place you shouldn't actually visit

Another one bites the iron

Kill an enemy using metal bars

Haemochromatosis

Kill yourself with metal bars

Ancient Ruins of Peekaboo

Complete the dungeon 100%

Consider it dealt with

Find all 6 pairs of Deal-with-it glasses
5 / 6

Co-Whoop

Play together with at least one of your friends
+1

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