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Saw a another good game by Classy Lemon.

Stayed for the story by the end.

Dang what a good job.

AND Its ENTIRELY. FREE?!

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ EVERYONE

---{ PC Requirements }---
☑ Check if you can run notepad
☐ PC Running On A Potatoe
☐ Windows 95
☐ Windows 10
☐ PC Master Race
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☑ Track Tape in a Walkman.
☐ Roller Coaster Tycoon 2 Game Size.
☐ The Sims 4
☐ COD MW3
☐ Your 2k Modpack From Minecraft
☐ Your Computer is inside another computer within minecraft.
☐ You will need to invest in literal OMEGA technology to actually run this.

---{ Difficulty }---
☑ Just press 'A and D' and Click A lot.
☐ Normal Mode For Noobs.
☐ Hard. Frustrating. WHY ME/
☐ Your brain needs a computer installed into it
☐ Surviving In Minecraft Hardcore for 5k Days
☐ Surviving in GTA Online For Longer Then A Day without Passive.

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind if you don't hit Start.
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks Ranks? I need 4mil Badge.
☐ Isn't necessary to progress, yes stay on the ground.
☐ Average grind level, you wish... fly some more.
☐ Too much grind that you fly alot
☑ You'll need a second life for flying, i mean grinding, no... flying.

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☑ Good penguins figure out solution to fly.
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ Space Is The Final Frontier. Unless you crash into the moon.

---{ Price }---
☑ It's 100% ENTIRELY FREE.
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If you have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just throw your money into space

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs related to exploding your own computer from doing do much flying in sandbox.
☐ Can get annoying
☐ Fallout 76 Level Of Release.
☐ Cyberpunk Level of Release. Yep.

---{ ? / 100 }---
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Porn games have interesting stories... Whats wrong with wanting to have a good point and click story based game?

Ya there's porn scenes? So what.

Did you want fake game story? Or Probably a actual game story?

So is this good?

I'm basing it off my knowledge of my other games i play...

The Story is a 7/10. It needed to be longer to honest, there is a season 2, but this is not out yet.

The Scenes are good, has sound, 8/10. Just expected more from the make out sessions not just the sex sessions.

Gameplay, is a Point and Click Genre, and 3 choices... blue for nice, purple for funny, red for aggresive... all genres end up in the game ending... just effects how people react in small dialog. 2 branching paths to get to the main ending, via Coroth or Torrolix. 1, giving another planet... which is entirely missed out if you go down Torrolix right away, which makes this a 6/10 for gameplay, since we missing an entire planet on 1 route.
it would be a 10/10 if there was more then just clicking.

Like walking around similar to the The Genesis Order.

Characters are 10/10 Interesting Choices... Love the Android Design, don't see many robots in Porn Games, that are done right.

This added paid content to get a hat, that gives effects, that helps you in the game.

The rest of this content is fine as a supporter pack.
Even though it shoulda been in the base game, as there is BARELY anything to put in houses anyway.

How can i write a review for a game, that litterly just came out, and is already better then Ark Ever Was? I mean this is basically Pokemon and Zelda and Ark thrown together into a pot with Satisfactory... and Animal Labor?!

You Can murder npc's and eat their bodies.
You can murder your own PALS?!
You can force your Fire breathing Pal to make INGOTs for the rest OF ITS existence.
SLAM rocks and trees with animals.

Oh did i mention the bosses are ACTUAL bosses? No weak butt things.

This game is going to explode beyond even what it is currently at... This game deserves to be in the Top Spot.

Due to Illegal Reasons regarding EULA, they are not allowing the game to be played, saying they have the full access right to force us to make an account for a game, that is ENTIRELY Offline. This EULA Was NOT Released/Stated in the beginning, and has made the full release product unplayable now.

Underwater... Ruins... With Rust Like Building Scheme...
Underwater..... RUINS... why no one do more underwater stuff? Bioshock was to cool... :\

I got all achievements in 5 Hours...

It took me 500 On Console...

Mods are so broken... and fun... that of course i would buy the game again, just to play the PC version of mods.

Hahaha.

Other then weird lighting issues, the game was given away for free. So there is not much to write about. We've all played the Metro series. Its a good series.

This just needs some patches and a few bits of ducttape.

Issues. so far.
Random smoke effect? Gamma is basically not existience, slider doesn't even show the left side images no matter how bright it is? Shots will sometimes freeze in place? Other then that, thats it.

Its 100% playable, and still works. Very few CTD's, mostly from switching settings mid-game and screwing with the gamma and your PC's Monitor gamma.

So if you don't mind the darkness, don't care for gamma, then your fine... just play it.

This Latest Update Added A EULA Stating that you are forced to make another account under their "services" as far as im aware.

Basically forcing you to have another account, even though you already owned/purchased the game prior to now.

The EULA Must be accepted to now play the game.

I Uninstalled said game, and never accepted a EULA.

Goodbye.