NOTE: This author of this small auto-biographical description was found to be suffering from delusions of grandeur (as well as plain old delusions), thus, the following information should NOT be considered in any way factual.

I am the Grand Master Panda. Me and my legion of fearsome pandassassins will strike the heart of this planet to once again reclaim our rightful place as the rulers of a place that I assure you exists somewhere in this world, it's just that me nor you have ever found this place. If you are still reading this, then I applaud for making it this far. I don't really know what else to say but I'm continuing to add more to this summary for no reason at all and you are still reading this. I don't know if it's because you have nothing better to do, or you like reading, or you are just interested at the secret at the end of this summary. In any case before I go extinct here is the secret to immortality. First you travel to the end of space and find th- NOPE! I lied. But seriously. If you're still reading this, JUST STOP!!!!!! And donate to some charity that will help and protect pandas.