Ben the Impaler
Ben Unland   El Paso, Texas, United States
 
 
This is my torture chamber..

"♥♥♥♥ yo mamma! ♥♥♥♥ yo sister! ♥♥♥♥ yo grandma! But most of all... ♥♥♥♥ YOU!"
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𝔇𝔢𝔧𝔦 22 Nov, 2021 @ 1:27pm 
Look, I'm a simple guy. I like simple things, like building with LEGO and raw dogging my gorgeous black wife. But there are things I simply cannot abide. Two things, in fact. 1) Wearing a condom when I make aggressive, passionate love to my gorgeous black wife and 2) the price of LEGO Star Wars model number 75199 (General Grevious' Combat Speeder). Don't get me wrong, the Mace Windu and General Grevious minifigures are top notch, and sex with my gorgeous black wife is incredible, even with a condom. But the size of the model in no way justifies the $29.99 price point, and even the thinnest contraceptive device reduces the enjoyment of my gorgeous black wife's sleek ebony vagina by an unacceptable margin. I would willingly buy the set just for the figures, and I love my gorgeous black wife more than anything in the world, but until the price is more reasonable and I can safely make love to her without a condom, it's simply not realistic. Regards, Django
SkullyMitsu 25 Dec, 2015 @ 10:03pm 
19 hours???
𝔇𝔢𝔧𝔦 21 Nov, 2015 @ 5:38pm 
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