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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 10:23am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 11:45am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 11:08am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 10:58am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 11:52am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 4:35am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 5:47pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 7:01pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 9:24am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 10:38am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 9:03am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 9:10am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 9:51am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 10:23am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 10:51am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 11:21am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 5:03am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 12:05pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2022 @ 1:08pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 9:10am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 11:14am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 11:55am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 9:02am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 9:02am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 10:19am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 3:35pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 9:03am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 10:53am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 5:46am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 9:17am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 10:02am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 9:51am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 6:37am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 6:47am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 9:51am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 7:40am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 9:06am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 7:40am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 8:46am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 6:39pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 4:31pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 5:43am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 9:37am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 9:37am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 9:18am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 6:40pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 11:06am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 10:19am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 9:06am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 11:43am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 10:47am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 3:36pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 7:02pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 9:20am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 9:55am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 11:08am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 10:09am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 9:08am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 3:12pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 7:09am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 8:40am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 9:30am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 7:01pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 9:17am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 6:52am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 7:40am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 6:38am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 4:31pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 5:34am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 11:45am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 3:30am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:32am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 3:42am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 8:52am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 11:17am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 8:18am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 7:25pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 9:26am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 9:46am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 9:45am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 7:24pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 9:25am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 6:20pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 6:52pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 6:09am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 9:54am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 6:43am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 3:34pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 8:23am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 9:16am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 9:16am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 9:24am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 9:51am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 6:11pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 6:11pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 7:33am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 11:22am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 6:11pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 6:49pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 7:00pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:23pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 9:59am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 6:35pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 7:34am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 7:40am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 8:32am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 10:41am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 9:36am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 9:36am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:12pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:12pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:47am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 10:42am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 3:17pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 11:25am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 1:16pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 7:23pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 11:28am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 6:05am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 1:07pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 6:54am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 11:11am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 7:07pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 9:25am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 1:37pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 7:32am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 8:19am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 10:17am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 10:11am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 11:35am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 11:02am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 11:51am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 11:29am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 2:26pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 6:50am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 6:48am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 7:13am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 8:27am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 6:50am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 4 May @ 1:12pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 9:36am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 8:23am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 7:22pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 5:52am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 9:22am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 9:49am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 2:57pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 3:12pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 6:25pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 7:35am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 7:41am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 11:29am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 11:30am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 9:54am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 3:33pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 6:20pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 7:39am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 7:40am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 11:51am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 2:27pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 7:01am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 10:04am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 11:06am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 5:47pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 7:02pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 9:12am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 9:37am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 1:03pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 2:57pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 6:47pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 8:28am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 7:00pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 7:31am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 6:31pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 9:16am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 2:49pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 2:57pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 6:21pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 6:29pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 7:41am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 7:41am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 11:23am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 2:27pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 6:54am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 7:02am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 8:45am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 11:58am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 5:04am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 7:46am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 6:04am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 6:11pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 7:40am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 11:00am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 11:26am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 2:45pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 7:02am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 11:56am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 8:40am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 6:36pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 7:33am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 7:42am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 11:35am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 11:50am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 2:32pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 6:56am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 8:32am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 10:54am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 11:41am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 7:03am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 7:15am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 9:47am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 9:40am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 6:50am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 9:46am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 10:20am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 11:11am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 8:09am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 9:26am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 9:25am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 6:38am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 6:58pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 5:56am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 5:43pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 5:00am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 8:38am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 6:15am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 6:48am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 9:02am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 8 May @ 4:36am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 9:11am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 5:12pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 10:44am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 3:24pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 6:11am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 6:31pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 11:00am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 11:42am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 9:25am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 7:37am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 9:47am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 9:34am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 7:50am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 6:49pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 11:33am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 6:54am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 7:40am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 11:19am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 11:36am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 6:57am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 8:37am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 10:03am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 5:41am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 8:19am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 9:25am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 6:39am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 5:14am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:53am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 3:56pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 6:50am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 10:53am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 11:41am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 8:21am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 8:41am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 6:44am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:18am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:53am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 4:37pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 11:04am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:06am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 9:54am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 10:16am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 8:33am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 5:09am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 9:55am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 4:38am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 9:32am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 12:23pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 4:39pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 1:00pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 6:05am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 8:52am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 11:04am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:53am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:18am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:07am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 4:36pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 10:17am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2022 @ 11:11am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 4:56am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 8:17am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 11:40am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 9:14am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 9:47am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 11:41am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 8:19am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 8:55am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 6:46am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:53am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 3:26pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 5:05am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 7:04am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 11:14am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 11:40am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 9:16am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 7:34am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 11:26am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 7:01am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 11:52am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 9:26am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 4:37pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 10:34am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 7:05pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 7:42am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 10:02am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 4:28pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 1:18pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 4:55am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 7:15pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:19pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 6:11am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 2:58pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 6:20pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 9:33am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 10:54am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 8:49am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:06am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 12:34pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 7:05am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 7:47am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 11:11am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 5:11pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 9:31am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:34am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 7:38am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 6:34am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 10:09am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 4:40am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 6:58am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 12 May @ 4:09pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 3:14am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 11:21am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 1:33pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 7:49am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 2:45pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 11:21am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2022 @ 10:18am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 8:55am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 11:16am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 9:08am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 6:45pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 8:16am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 8:50am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:53am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 5:20am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 10:10am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 6:23am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 8:20am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 9:47am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 11:48am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 6:44pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 7:05pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 10:38am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 10:18am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 2:59pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 3:33pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 5:42am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 5:33am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 10:18am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 4:37pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 6:10am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 7:04am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 8:19am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 10:05am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 5:38am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 4:05pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 7:19pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 4:25pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 10:26am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 11:07am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 9:37am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 6:20pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 7:40am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 9:54am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 8:28am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 6:11pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 10:17am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 7:11am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 6:34am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 6:47am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 3:15pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 8:07am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 8:08am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 7:12am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 12:59pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 7:31am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 9:57am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:32am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 1:40pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 5:55pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 9:07am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 9:38am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 9:02am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 10:53am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 4:47pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 8:57am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 5:09am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:58am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:54am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:55am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:55am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:55am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:55am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:04am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:24am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 3:43pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2022 @ 11:11am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 11:05am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:17pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:54am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:55am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 8:04am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:40am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 4:58am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 7:04am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 9:47am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 5:26pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 7:51am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 4:45pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 4:27pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 4:03pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 6:32am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 7:33pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 9:30am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 7:34pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:54am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 8:50am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 5:05am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 6:24pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 4:13pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 4:49pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 7:38am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:32am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:24pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 5:21pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 4:49pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:23pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:23pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:23pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:23pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:24pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:24pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:24pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:25pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 3:50pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:23pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:23pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:24pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:32pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:32am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:32am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:32am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:32am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:32am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 11:17am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 5:30pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 6:33pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 6:36pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 9:04am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 3:41pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:32am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:32am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 1:10pm



Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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