What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ post about me, you absolute beginner? I'll have you know I worked for ten of the biggest silicon-valley industry companies, and I've been involved in over two hundred top secret projects including NodeJS. I am trained in refactoring the most ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up code, and I'm the top C++er in the entire ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ internet-connected universe. You are nothing to me, but just another IP. I will ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ revoke your commits from your gitlab account with absolute dedication using only one Rasperry Pi client.

Like can't I have a platonic relationship, like the other day I was riding with a woman, in my bugatti, and she proposed,like girl, just be friends with me??? I'm not even worth it, like I literally slice my vegetables using my jaw?, wierdo behavriour or who has like 5 different buggatis, that's weirdo behaviour, plus I'm tall as a polez thats wierdo ast too, , cars are manly things, what do woman see in it, I haveweird looking green eyes that make me look like an alien, and not to mention curly hair, like it's so uncanny to have curly hair, and I live in a castle, like that's so gurly, I don't know what woman see in me, I have cleared skim and also read feminist literature, lime that's so feminine, how are woman attracted to that?????

so i’m like a completely straight guy, right? i’m enjoying a popsicle and then i suddenly just start going crazy on it. like, for no reason. then i’m like gagging a bit so i pull it out and when i do my tongue kinda gets pulled for some reason. like, the muscle gets pulled. and i just kept wanting to do it again. so obviously im like “whoa this is weird” but i also really wanna keep doing it so i just eat it as quickly as possible so i dont do it again. i’m not gay. i like boobies. i’m NOT GAY.

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