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3.6 hrs on record

I've spent countless hours playing this game, i had close to 500 on my old steam account, but sadly i lost my password to it. When i first played eyes on this game, i cried. i genuinely sat on my cracked pleather couch, and i cried. I have never seen something with so much attention to detail, fluid game play mechanics, and graphics that looked almost photo realistic. Many times i have trouble in the bedroom with my wife. When i'm not feeling up to it after my 12 hour shift, she often gets frustrated with me. I learned to fill my mind of thoughts of level 3 with the goblins and their prefect AI. My penis rises like a rocket ready for takeoff. Now, not only have i solved my performance issue, but i can go multiple rounds back to back. My wife has told me that she loves me more because of my new gained stamina, but she does not know the true nature of it. I'm debating whether or not i should tell her, as i t might be a turn off, but i would be interested in a role-play scenario involving my favorite characters in the game. 6/10

Posted 12 July, 2023.

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