The seven deadly sins:
Lust, like a kid in a candy store, wants it all and wants it now!
Gluttony, the eternal buffet champion, makes diets cry in despair.
Greed, the squirrel of the human world, hoarding nuts (and cash).
Sloth, the master of Netflix marathons and eternal naps.
Wrath, the grumpy cat of emotions, always ready to pounce!
Envy, the green-eyed monster that looks at others’ plates and thinks theirs is steak.
And Pride, the over-inflated balloon that's just begging for a pop!