My dairy-based frozen confection creates a focal point to which males of the species are drawn. You are correct: it is far superior to yours. I could attempt to educate you on the finer points of this subject, but it would require monetary recompense on your part.


Known to be that fun uncle at parties, Fighting game enthusiast, Part of the Terran Republic in Planetside 2 , and perhaps the best and last hope of humanity. I enjoy all the simple things and if it includes you wallowing in hate and envy even better.
I win like a jerk and I loose extra salty, if I come to a party near you i'll bring a towel... Because you'll be saturated, in Piss.
P.S. Not a furry, plz no links, pix, Pr0n, or ect. (Of any kind)