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68 people found this review helpful
31 people found this review funny
23.3 hrs on record (19.1 hrs at review time)
ЧИЛИШЬ СЕБЕ
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НИКОГО НЕ ТРОГАЕШЬ
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И ТУТ ОП!
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ДВЕ НАЦИИ ОБЪЕДИНЯЮТСЯ ПРОТИВ ТЕБЯ
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И ТЫ ТАКОЙ: "БЛЯЗДЕЦ!.."

9,5 прифигевших ИИ-оппонентов из 10
Posted 6 October, 2021. Last edited 7 October, 2021.
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7 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
Sworn Defender of the Galaxy! S.P.D. Shadow Ranger!
Posted 28 September, 2021.
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8 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
Это дополнение даст чёткое понятие кто Boss of Gym, а кто Slave!
Posted 8 September, 2021. Last edited 25 September, 2021.
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7 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
Господи, да за этих красавцев я готов простить разрабам что они не добавили DeLorean в CMS18!
Posted 13 August, 2021.
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53 people found this review helpful
44 people found this review funny
6.8 hrs on record (3.1 hrs at review time)
Приходите к нам в Undertale, ведь у нас есть:

- козомама
- ленивые кости
- рыбобаба
- толпа пёселей
- цветок-маньяк
Posted 1 August, 2021. Last edited 3 August, 2021.
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9 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
10.9 hrs on record (10.9 hrs at review time)
(Good shot kid, I think you got him)
(Good shot kid, I think you got him)

Hotel, downtown, speeding all around
An AK-47 got the power in it's barrel
To move any mother that gets in the way
Just another power machine on the freeway

Riding with me is my MC homeboy
Knowing the rules ain't part of his program
Finding the right way around this map
Might be pretty hard 'cause he's f*cked on crack

G — grand theft auto
You gotta make a mark and move where you want to
T — theft
Determination to steal what you can and run from the nation
A — hey, what do ya say?
We automate the sequence and speed for my getaway
Take it to the edge, there's nowhere to hide
And call up the boys, let's go for a joyride
Let's go for a joyride

Stop the violence from the police
Is what my dad used say but now he's deceased
He got caught in a jam, threw in the can
When the cops from Brooklyn said he'd killed another man

Street knowledge was my main game
To figure out the law, to figure out the frame
Just when I thought I knew justice
A cop behind me said, you've just been busted

NYPD (NYPD)
LAPD (LAPD)
SFPD (SFPD)

Don't f*ck with me
Posted 17 February, 2021. Last edited 17 February, 2021.
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6 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
Travelling in a fried-out Kombie
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
And she said,

Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You'd better run, you'd better take cover.

Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six foot four and full of muscles
I said, Do you speak—a my language?
He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich
And he said,

I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You'd better run, you'd better take cover.

Lying in a den in Bombay
With a slack jaw, and not much to say
I said to the man, Are you trying to tempt me
Because I come from the land of plenty?
And he said,

Oh! Do you come from a land down under? (oh yeah yeah)
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You'd better run, you'd better take cover.
Posted 31 January, 2021.
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14 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
264.9 hrs on record (200.8 hrs at review time)
Psychic spies from China
Try to steal your mind's elation
Little girls from Sweden
Dream of silver screen quotations
And if you want these kind of dreams
It's Californication

It's the edge of the world
And all of western civilization
The sun may rise in the East
At least it settles in the final location
It's understood that Hollywood
sells Californication

Pay your surgeon very well
To break the spell of aging
Celebrity skin is this your chin
Or is that war your waging

First born unicorn
Hard core soft porn
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication

Marry me girl be my fairy to the world
Be my very own constellation
A teenage bride with a baby inside
Getting high on information
And buy me a star on the boulevard
It's Californication

Space may be the final frontier
But it's made in a Hollywood basement
Cobain can you hear the spheres
Singing songs off station to station
And Alderaan's not far away
It's Californication

Born and raised by those who praise
Control of population everybody's been there and
I don't mean on vacation


Destruction leads to a very rough road
But it also breeds creation
And earthquakes are to a girl's guitar
They're just another good vibration
And tidal waves couldn't save the world
From Californication

Pay your surgeon very well
To break the spell of aging
Sicker than the rest
There is no test
But this is what you're craving
Posted 21 January, 2021.
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12 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
Всем фанатам фильма 1995 года посвящается! (Киношная озвучка персонажей прилагается)
Posted 13 January, 2021.
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20 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
162.6 hrs on record (71.2 hrs at review time)
Almost heaven, West Virginia
Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River
Life is old there, older than the trees
Younger than the mountains, growing like a breeze

Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mamma
Take me home, country roads

All my memories gather round her
Miner's lady, stranger to blue water
Dark and dusty, painted on the sky
Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye

Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mamma
Take me home, country roads

I hear her voice in the morning hour she calls me
The radio reminds me of my home far away
Driving down the road I get a feeling
That I should have been home yesterday, yesterday

Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mamma
Take me home, country roads

Take me home, down country roads
Posted 1 January, 2021.
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