Dirk the Berserk
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A Hobo Panda ᴺᵁᵀ 3 Aug, 2024 @ 9:20pm 
excuse me ma'am, i have a strange request that i wanted to ask you. you see im planning on becoming a shoe maker (always wanted to as a kid lol) and i just need to study for my final exam. i was wondering if maybe you can help me out by sending me pictures of your barefeet, that way i can study the human foot as well as i can? please, it would help me SO MUCH, i just NEED to study for this exam for my life long dream! i hope it's not too much of a bother haha. thank you so much in advance 🙂
Hamytheturtle 1 Aug, 2024 @ 8:59pm 
:stress: Monstrous size has no intrinsic merit, unless inordinate exsanguination be considered a virtue:stress:
A Hobo Panda ᴺᵁᵀ 1 Aug, 2024 @ 8:50pm 
I don't know why this person keeps showing up on my friend's list. I doubt they even know I exist but every single time I remove them, they end up back on my list. I'm concerned this person is a hacker or a man inside steam looking at problem people. Look I know I've done some horrible things in the past that may have gotten me jail time, but that's besides the point. My friends says they knows this guy but every time I ask further my friend says "what the ♥♥♥♥ are you talking about? You've known them longer than you've known me." Whoever this person is, PLEASE GET OFF MY FRIENDS' LIST. Don't get me wrong they don't seem like a bad person, but I just don't know them and probably never will (not to mention how many hours they put into terraria, who the ♥♥♥♥ does that much terraria, it's like playing worse minecraft for 1000 hours) I wish this person the best and good wishes with regards to our mutual friends, who wanted me to say hi so here it is "Hi".
Hamytheturtle 2 Jun, 2023 @ 5:05pm 
Why can't you laugh loudly in Hawaii?
Cause you gotta keep it to a-lo-ha.
MD20/21 3 Apr, 2023 @ 9:03am 
Darkwood
MD20/21 16 Jan, 2019 @ 10:09pm 
+rep the head was ok but the anal was the best