suck me now or die

am now gay

Please do not comment on my profile again. I have reported your comment on my profile for harassment and vulgarity. If you interact with me again I will have to get the law involved, so please heed this warning and do not comment on my profile again. Personally, I don't know how you live with yourself, being so immature. I hope you grow up.

It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out. If I don't update you again please send help.

do you wear fruit of the loom

when I was in third grade I learned to jack off from other kids at school. After months of jerking my ♥♥♥♥, I thought what would happen if I put my ♥♥♥♥ into a dr peppy can. I dropped the phone which had boku no piko part 3 playing on it and picked up my 4 inch meat. I then slipped the small ♥♥♥♥ into the sharp ended hole that led into the can of dr peppy. My arousal got my ♥♥♥♥ so hard that the sharp bladed hole cut my ♥♥♥♥. After minutes of pain and agony, the blood circulation on the middle part of the penis became so tight that it got completely chopped off. MY MEAT WAS LYING ON THE GROUND IN A POOL OF BLOOD. Since I was home alone, I had to have a very awkward 911 call explaining why my ♥♥♥♥ was on the ground. I then had to call my parents and explain why I no longer have a ♥♥♥♥. They cane home along with the flashing lights of the ambulance. After emergency surgery they sealed my “penis. I was to never be able to fap again.