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morning it was someone else."
-- Rogers
🤒
Will Rogers, having paid too much income tax one year, tried in
vain to claim a rebate. His numerous letters and queries remained
unanswered. Eventually the form for the next year's return arrived. In
the section marked "DEDUCTIONS," Rogers listed: "Bad debt, US Government
-- $40,000."
😙
I judge a religion as being good or bad based on whether its adherents
become better people as a result of practicing it.
- Joe Mullally, computer salesman
🤕
With all the fancy scientists in the world, why can't they just once
build a nuclear balm?
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One day you may achieve something that we Simpsons have dreamed about
for generations. You may outsmart someone.
-- Homer Simpson
Bart the Genius
😍
Bender: Life is hilariously cruel.
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