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-I am caucasian, black, hispanic, asian and a bumblebee all at once
-My ♥♥♥♥ measures 2"...
-...OFF THE GROUND
-The more people hate on beedrill, the stronger I become.
-It's snowing on Mt. Fuji.

My left AND right hand hurt

It really is!

-You enjoy Denny's
-Are a meat popsicle
-Have genitalia of any sort
-You see that squiggly line in the corner of your eye
-A baby is crying somewhere on planet Earth

The fact that I'm delicious and nutritious

Enough to break the ice hi my name is Matt