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Recent reviews by Naked Snake

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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1.4 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
"Wife, I want to buy Sekiro, can I? I know we don't have too much money but I want it..."
"Honey, we already have Sekiro at home."
Sekiro at home:
btw: My wife doesn't exist :(
Posted 20 November, 2023. Last edited 20 November, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
49.8 hrs on record (47.7 hrs at review time)
How to play GTA V
Step 1: Install game
Step 2: Social Club
Step 3: Play all sh**** "mini games" for "human verification"
Step 4: Uninstall the game
Congratulation.
Posted 24 September, 2023.
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153.4 hrs on record (0.9 hrs at review time)
Good:
+ Challenge game
+ Good open world
+ Interesting lore
+ There are some good bosses
+ Solid combat system
+ Interesting dungeons
Bad:
- Technical issues (optimization, crashing when co-op, input lag,...)
- Very bad late game balance
- Repeated and overused duo bosses
- Not consistent AI
- Some area are boring
Posted 25 February, 2022. Last edited 31 March, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
9.7 hrs on record (6.9 hrs at review time)
Fun game but U-WONT-PLAY and Potato server ruined it.
Posted 27 December, 2021.
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35.2 hrs on record
I HATE CLOAKER
Posted 22 March, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
269.3 hrs on record (198.3 hrs at review time)
You don't have Dark Souls? Okay, fine.
Step 1: buy this game
Step 2: invite your friends to play this game
Step 3: choose Expert Realism
Enjoy the SALT with your friends <3
Posted 22 March, 2020.
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1 person found this review funny
1,474.7 hrs on record (868.8 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
"I'm not using cheat." - That's what I hear often in this game.
Posted 22 March, 2020.
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2 people found this review funny
1,786.4 hrs on record (1,659.7 hrs at review time)
Why I waste my time to play this f***ing game?
Posted 19 November, 2019.
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2.6 hrs on record
Want to test your luck but you hate autochess, RPG, lootbox or gacha game? This is a game you are looking for. Just select offline mode -> arcade --> good luck and enjoy AI "Advancing Guard". After that, get ready for biggest ****** cheap random AI Galactus. If you lucky, you win. If not, enjoy Finger Laser or Full-Screen Hyper Laser spamming and you will scream like an idiot.
Posted 29 June, 2019.
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160.7 hrs on record
Techibana Ginchiyo is best waifu. Change my mind.
Posted 7 November, 2017. Last edited 22 March, 2020.
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