Write a loving letter boy

With swoops and sweeps and curls

Calligraphers are just the thing to help you win your girl

Then you'll need to dress up smart

The tailor's here by chance

He'll stitch your trousers, hole your belt in fine couture of France

Your shoes, my goodness, how they're wrong, but you're too young to know

That nothing courts a woman's scorn more than scuffs on the toe

The cobbler can attend to that

Meanwhile, you must have cake

The baker and patissier need work for goodness sake

Hi dee diddly um de dum de day

What a merry time we'll have upon your wedding day

Hi dee diddly um de dum de day

There's work for all when little boys get married