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Battlefield 3 could be regarded as one of the greatest first person shooters of all time. For a game released in 2010, it was incredibly ahead of its time. It sported 64 players on huge maps, with some of the most impressive graphics of its generation. It did come with it's flaws, however.


Of course. If the game is on sale then even better. You get the full game and all the DLC that came with the game, which includes Back to Karkand, Close Quarters, Armored Kill, Aftermath and End Game.

Back to Karkand includes new weapons and assignments and maps that return from Battlefield 2 and their appropriate expansions.

Close Quarters includes new weapons, assignments and maps, as well as new game modes in the multiplayer game such as Domination, which is a much faster paced version of Conquest with no vehicles and Gun Master, which is very similar to Gun Game in the Call of Duty franchise.

Armored Kill has new maps and modes, but one of my favourite parts of the Armored Kill DLC is the Gunship vehicle which is essentially the AC130 from MW2. You can rain down death and terror in that thing extremely easy and it's extremely satisfying to use. This DLC also includes Tank Superiority, which is a team game where you're only allowed to use tanks.

Aftermath is an earthquake themed DLC, where if you play the maps, earthquakes and tremors will occur during the game. This DLC also includes assignments, a new weapon in the sense of the XBow, which is a very powerful crossbow. Scavenger is also a brand new mode in this game, which sees you scavenging weapons and ammo to win a CQ Domination game.

End Game is the final DLC that released with the game, through the Premium content subscription. It included new maps, assignments, modes such as Air Superiority which is Tank Superiority but with planes and Capture the Flag, which is Capture the Flag? Duh.

As well as this, the Premium content you get with the game includes dogtags, player camos and a new knife called the ACB-90 which you can use on people.

Also surprisingly, DICE added even more maps for free after the DLCs, which include night versions of certain maps and a reimagining of Wake Island which was famous in other Battlefield games.


Yup. Although most people are more likely playing the newer Battlefield games, especially 4 which has a much larger player pool than 3, you'll still more than likely find a game to play. DLC servers are also usually full which is great.


Yes. This may be an annoyance at first, but you'll get used to it. The newer games implemented an in-game system to search and find servers.


Honestly, the gun-play in this game is in my opinion better than the newer games. The weapon's recoil in this game is much more realistic compared to the likes of 4. But whether or not that's your cup of tea, is up to you.


I'm a big fan of Operation Metro and Ziba Tower included in the Close Quarters DLC. Operation Metro is a certified classic, there's action around every corner and you'll love every second on that map. Ziba Tower is also just as hectic, but set on top of a huge skyscraper. Gun Master games on this map are crazy.


Hell yeah!

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If you ever wanted to be a non-functioning member of society and role play as a 11 year old girl on the internet, now is your chance.

Final Fantasy XIV Online is an MMORPG made by Square Enix that was originally so bad, they had to literally kill it off like Lassie with a double-barrelled shotgun, then resurrect it from the dead like Jesus Christ himself and strangely achieve an unholy redemption arc and turn it into an MMO that could probably out-class World of Warcraft in many ways.


For starters, the graphics are lot better than World of Warcraft. Obviously WoW Classic isn't going to be up to par as the game was released like 832 years ago and could run on a toaster, but Battle for Azeroth gets a bit tedious after a while. World bosses via the FATE system are so great, although the content I played there didn't have many people around, but I imagine with the DLC content, it's an absolute damn blast. The loot system is not a random RNG grind that forces you to play dungeons and raids until 6am in the morning and you can hear the birds chirping outside your window and your mum screaming at you to clean up your cat's litter tray because you forgot to do it from the night before, because of this. All in all, the game streamlines a lot of the features from WoW and does them pretty well. If you're looking for an MMO that focuses around loot-based dynamics, however, this won't be for you.


No bamboozle, but I have not played this in any other way. Usually with a review with hours this low on an MMO, the writer would usually say they have played it off Steam for around 10,000 hours and gone through three divorces. I could have played it on the PlayStation 3/4, but I haven't either. The point is that after playing the game sporadically for a total of 24 hours, I firmly believe I have grounds to review this game.


The base game's story is the worst part of the game by a landslide. There was points where I literally couldn't be bothered to watch the cut scenes anymore. They just didn't interest me as a lot of the quests were just going to random corners of the world and some weird fetch quests and occasionally slaughtering certain creatures. The way that dungeons are intertwined into the story, though, is a very good addition to the game. World of Warcraft back in Vanilla had a consensus around this, but Retail is just levelling to the level cap then doing the dungeons for certain gear, then raiding for 3 years straight.


Most of the time, the community will help you out. WoW's community is full of try-hards that try to out-edge each other and act elitist over a video game, when in reality they work at a supermarket on weekends and still live with their mother. My only gripe with the FFXIV community is that too many people say 'uwu' and 'owo', like I'm not being funny but this is not Hentaizone dot net. Nevertheless, if this doesn't bother you, then you should be in good hands.


I recommend buying the Starter Edition when it's on sale, as getting to a certain level in-game can grant you 15 days more game-time. That's more than enough to finish the story content and experience some other stuff.

In conclusion, play this if you like stuff simplified for you. If you want a loot-based MMO, play World of Warcraft.

DO NOT PLAY THIS VERSION OF THE GAME

It has a RAM leak issue that slows FPS the more you play and is generally more unoptimized than the original GOTY edition.

Play the original instead and mod the FOV so it's basically the same as this one.

Who needs Golden Keys anyway?

"Teddy Floppy Ear - The Race", has never made me want to kill myself as much as any other game I've played before.

Released in 2015, this abomination will make you hate kart racers and more - but we'll get into that.


Absolutely disgusting. It feels like you're driving a cardboard box with iPads for wheels. If you drive way too fast, then you're at risk of spinning out and losing your position in the race.


In the beginning, it's pretty easy. Standard stuff, right? Well, you're definitely wrong. I have never encountered such a difficulty curve in my life. There's this one race where you have to duel one of the characters on the castle track and my god, it was like playing Dark Souls with one eye and no hands. You was helpless. Luckily, I managed to complete this level. Don't ask how, because I don't know.


Pretty much.


Pretty much. Did all the races at a certain point to unlock a new track and low and behold, it didn't unlock one of the tracks I was grinding for. I hate this game too much to even go through it again, so yeah, you better prepare the bleach if that happens to you.


Most likely "The Life Of Pablo". It's a controversial opinion, but "30 Hours" is an absolute gem of a song. I don't understand the hype behind "Fade" though, it's pretty awful.


Badly translated number / 10

FlatOut 2 is like buying a new car, then completely destroying it after 7 seconds of driving it.

That last sentence made absolutely no sense, but if you're a seasoned veteran in completely destroying your hopes and dreams, then maybe you can take some anger out on this game?


Very.


No, it's just a video game. Stop being an absolute melt all your life.


Pretty much. There's many ways you can do this. If you like driving round in circles, hundreds of times, then you can do that. If you just wanna release the anger pent up inside yourself, then I recommend that you do a Destruction Derby instead.


Surprisingly, yes. "GIEVEPIX" in the extras section of the menu, unlocks all cars for purchase in the career and arcade mode, alongside a small loan of a million dollars to spend on whatever you want. There are other codes, but I don't remember anymore sadly.


Because you're a horny teenager that hasn't had a shag in his life. Probably.


Yes. You get to crash cars into other cars and explosions and random stuff.

5/5 - mastapeece

If you're a redneck and love doing the deed with your own offspring, then this game is for you.

Jokes aside, 18 Wheels of Steel: American Long Haul is a truck simulator and not a very good one. There are many 18 Wheels of Steel games in the series, but so far this is the only one I've played, so experiences may be compared to the likes of Euro Truck Simulator 1 & 2.


Honestly... Very lackluster. The controls are absolutely diabolical and feel like you're driving a bathtub on wheels around the road. Finding out where you are going is also a pain too, as there is near-enough, no GPS in the game compared to the other sims.

However, the game is quite old, so you can't fault it for its graphics that have aged very terribly and also the graphical glitches that come with playing the game.


This feels more like Euro Truck Simulator 1, compared to 2 in terms of size. However, you do get the entirety of the USA to explore as well as parts of Canada and Mexico. Locations also feel bland honestly and driving from area to area in the same vicinity as before can feel taxing on the brain.


I have a few things I'd like to say.

1. There are cops in this game. Which was weird so essentially you could get 'pulled over' for running a light, although saying that, the police in this game don't even move an inch from when they sound their sirens. If you stay further away from the cops than what's needed, you can easily not get fined at all on your journey.

2. You can do single journeys. This is great in a sense as you can literally choose where you start and where you end and you can do a delivery like that. Euro Truck Simulator 2 needs to implement a system like this honestly.

3. There is a lack of music. Besides the menu music, there is no music in-game whatsoever. Even the in-game radio only has the menu music listed as an .ogg file. Weird.


This game is pretty bad honestly. I recommend picking up the later truck simulator games like ETS 2 and American Truck Simulator instead. If not, just try picking up the first Euro Truck game instead. That's pretty good.

3/10

Everquest is kind of like being thrusted straight back into the 90s, when your computer could barely run solitare and your mother was pretty hot. I had never played Everquest back in it's hay day, I instead played World of Warcraft back in the Cataclysm days, but it was obvious that when I first started up EQ, that it was the OG of MMORPGS.


It's very complicated in my opinion. But obviously people opt for a different experience over the 'hand-holding' that most MMOs give you nowadays. You kind of feel a sense of 'freedom' when you embrace these mechanics in particular.

Combat is pretty niche, similar to the likes of Morrowind. Honestly, I could only relate to Morrowind as that was the only game that I played that had similar combat mechanics.

Interacting with NPCs was quite profound too. You would have to either press the 'h' key on your keyboard or say 'hail' (hitler) to the NPC you wanted to talk to. From there you have to continue the conversation through the chat box with the highlighted words.


HAHAHAHA no. Simply put, this game is pretty rock hard honestly. I found myself dying in pretty awkward situations and failed to see why the game hated me so much. It obviously takes a lot of time to master what's in game for sure.


I honestly don't know what to say about this game. If you want to feel the rush of nostalgia and cheesy 90s movies and commercials throbbing through your veins, then give it a shot. If you're looking for an MMO to try however and haven't really scratched the surface with online gaming, this game might not be for you.

Blatently yes. As if I didn't suspect this from the screenshots. You can tell that a lot of assets from the World of Warcraft game have been ripped straight into this game and boy... The results ain't pretty.


Well for starters you can't even jump. Like, who in gods ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ name came up with that idea? You would need to jump to access parts of the world that you couldn't access in the first place. But obviously, the developers of the game are sticking to a linear movement pattern, even straight down to clicking across the floor to move your character in a similar style to the Diablo games. Don't even try to use WASD or the arrow keys. Tough ♥♥♥♥.


Absolutely awful. I'd rather be on the toilet excreting everything I've eaten today, than fight another creature on this game. To make matters worse, there is literally no contest between you and the mob you're fighting. You can easily one or two shot whoever you're trying to take down and it's literally the easiest thing on the planet... BRUH.


Not really, but I'm going to have to aren't I?

1. For some reason, the UI in this game is absolutely ugly. It's forceful and it's trying to rip off WoW (yet again) in the worst of ways. Also, while you're doing your quests, a bar at the top of the screen will randomly scroll, saying "Oh, if you refer your friends when you reach Level 35, you can get 1000 gold!" hahahah ♥♥♥♥ OFF.

2. I don't know how to use mounts at all. You seem to receive a mount at Level 5 and I tried using it and literally nothing happened, at all. Thanks Obama.

3. This game sucks.

So yeah, stay the hell away from this pile of faeces. I think I've literally contracted Ebola from playing 20 minutes of the game.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be off to my hospital to see if this game has actually killed me.

0/10

Servers for TrackMania 2: Stadium are still popping after so many years.

I used to play this nonstop as a kid, so this game will always have a place in my heart.

It also surprisingly runs very well on a Steam Deck, so I would definitely recommend trying it on there also.

Crush Crush is one of those 'clicker' games essentially, but this time you have to attempt to pull girls with your ability to press your mouse at the speed of light. You start off as enemies of some sort, then have to work your way up until you become girlfriends by completing repetitive tasks.


I've only played 20 minutes of the game, but if there is any naked anime girls, then please don't hesitate to let me know.


Like most free to play games, yes this game comes in a form of microtransactions called 'diamonds', which can be used to speed up the process of many activities and buy certain items in-game early.



In order to get with the girls in the game, you'll need to level up things such as 'jobs' and 'hobbies' which allow you to complete a certain amount of objectives to progress with the girl. By clicking the character on the main screen however, you gain 'hearts' which is essentially the 'clicker' part of the game. You can however gain multiple amounts of hearts at the same time via 'chatting' to the girls (essentially a one button press and it gives you +25 hearts etc.) and going on dates. There is a wait time behind doing these though, but they're never usually longer than a few seconds.


You've asked this question already. I don't know. Stop asking this question.


3.14159


It's like 700 mb, which isn't even that much in today's standards, but if you wanna try out something new in the Clicker genre, then sure why not? If you like anime of any sort then yeah, this is probably up your alley.