If your here to report me for hacking, let me help you out. You see it on the right hand side where is says report vilolatoin, click that and tell them how pro i am brah, thanks!!!

If you've ever called me a hacker, thanks! If I was hosting, I'm sorry. If I TK you once, I'm sorry. If I TK you twice, I'm really sorry. If I TK you three times, damnit, you're just not meant to live, friend. If I TK you by psychically forcing you to jump or run into the stream of bullets flying from the barrel of my gun, it's your own fault for being weak-willed, as well as tactically stupid and careless. If you TK me because I longed for hot metal suicide in the same fashion, it's equally not your fault. If I stole your care package, and we were on different teams, I don't care how you feel about it. If we were on the same team, you were dead or enemies were in danger of retrieving it, so calm down. If you steal my care package, the same better be true, or one day soon you're gonna start finding dead bird pieces in the strangest places, like your mail box, and coffee pot. Trust me. I know a guy.

So there was this crazy party at my ESTATE last night, which was located next to a TERMINAL, in AFGHAN, just 10 miles from a local QUARRY. Everyone was totally wasted. The place was like a SCRAPYARD. There was this girl that said she wanted to DERAIL me. So i went to a RUNDOWN hotel in FAVELA, there was RUST everywhere. I felt her KARACHI, it was bare like a WASTELAND. The feeling gave me a HIGHRISE. I then entered her UNDERPASS, went so deep i hit her SUB BASE. She loved the INVASION.

Last night, I got your girl into Last Stand. I used Deep Impact to Double Tap her Bouncing Bettys. She sucked me like she had Iron Lungs, I am glad I had Juggernaut. We went all night using Extreme Conditioning. Her Sleight Of Hand got me to Sonic Boom all over her face. Luckily for her I used Steady Aim so none of it went in her hair. We went round for round because I was packing Bandolier. And you didn't here us because we were both using Dead Silence.

you know you play mw2 too much if :
- you walk into your bosses office, open his briefcase, make some beeping noises and throw it out the window saying "Bomb defused.
- you try to blow up a pasenger jet (aka AC130) with a 'stinger' otherwise known as a broom
- you shout ' we have been EMP-ed, electronics are down' whenever there is a power outage
- whenever your dog jumps on you , you instictively snap its neck
- you jump off a 20 story building 'cos youve got comando pro
- you tape a gps to your paintball gun and start looking for enemies
- you put a flare by your xbox so you can spawn by it when you wake up.
- you kill a bug and say "Tango down