Eug3ne is a total ♥♥♥♥ tease. He begged me to come to see him so he could caress my nipples and fondle me. Me being a straight guy, said none of that please, lets just play some destiny. After a 6 hour span of listening to this man crying huge tears and pleading for affection I said fk this im out bro. Dont come at me with that gay sht when all i want to do is unleash my super on you. Slide shotgun for the win. Get good nerd. ♥♥♥♥♥ pleb.

-Rep After a good game in Destiny, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great destiny games and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a destiny lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

long time no see bro